Hayden and Esme walked into the Guild and sat in their usual spot at the bar. "Good morning you two! No Kage today?" Mira greeted them. "Nah. We were informed that Kage stayed at Lucy's place last night. So he's not with us." Hayden informed her. "Apparently the idiot used his magic and wore himself out so Lucy took him to her place and took care of him." Esme added.
They heard the doors open and the Guild suddenly went deathly quiet. Hayden and Esme looked confused and turned towards the door only to see Lucy come in with Kage wore VERY different clothing. It was his usual black, blue and white. But it was MUCH more revealing and made the boys sweat nervously.
Lucy giggled and grabbed Kage's wrist, pulling him toward his siblings. "Kage! You look so cute in that outfit!" Esme exclaimed with excitment. "Me and Kage talked last night and I found out that Kage doesn't care about crossdressing. So I decided to dress him up in much cuter clothes!" Lucy said. Hayden sweat dropped as he stared at the outfit. "I don't think 'cute' is the right word for it." He muttered. "Gajeel and Lily aren't gonna like this." Mira stated with a chuckle.
"So Esme, how was your day with Laxus? I heard you tried to seduce him." Mira asked. Lucy quickly sat down next to Esme, wanting to hear the story. "It went great! We hung out on the couch for a bit before I jumped him and kissed him. After that he took me to his room-" Esme suddenly started going into detail about what happened and Hayden face lit up in a blush as he slapped his hand over her mouth. "We don't need to know the details!"
"Yes we do!" Lucy and Mira told him and Hayden suddenly felt outnumbered. Kage snickered from where he stood behind them. In full view to the rest of the Guild who couldn't stop staring at him. Team Natsu finally entered the Guild along with Gajeel, Lily and Laxus and immediately froze when they saw what Kage was wearing.
Erza stopped over to the boy who just stood there casually, watching her come towards him. She grabbed his shoulders and shook him slightly. "What are you wearing?" She asked him in a dark tone. "Lucy gave me the outfit and I agreed to wear it." He told her. Lucy suddenly pailed and started sweating in fear as Erza glared at her. "Someone as small and innocent as Kage should not be wearing such inappropriate clothing!" She lectured.
"Is that what you think of me?" Kage muttered.
Hayden turned to his brother who stood behind him. "Kage, isn't that outfit uncomfortable?" He asked curiously. Kage shook his head. "Surprisingly, No. It's actually a lot easier to move around in."
"That's because you're hardly wearing anything!" Erza snapped. "Oh quit being so dramatic! I can wear whatever I want." Kage huffed as he crossed his arms. "I think you broke them." They heard Esme state. They all followed where she was staring and saw the boys still stood at the door. Laxus was snapping his fingers in Gajeel and Lily's faces while Happy tried to wake Natsu and Gray. They seemed to be stuck in a daze as they stared at Kage's now VERY noticable feminine figure.
"Kaaaage, stop winning the hearts of everyone in the Guild. There will be no one left for the rest of us to date." Levy whined as she walked over to him. Kage looked at her cofused. "What are you talking about?"
The girls and Hayden all stared at him in shock. "Kage...you DO know that you're the most desired person in the Guild, right?" Mira stated. Kage gave her a look as though she was crazy. "No I'm not. I'm the sadist, why the hell would people love me?" Everything seemed to click in the group's minds. The Fairy Tail sadist, the most overly observant person ever, capable of getting any information to use as blackmail, is totally oblivious when it involved himself.
"Holy shit." Hayden muttered as if they had just descovered something amazing.
"Kage!" Wendy called from the infirmary. "It's time for your examination!" Kage nodded and disappeared into the infirmary while everyone else gathered their thoughts.
"He's totally clueless." Lucy said and everyone nodded.
Gajeel and Lily suddenly appeared next to them with big blushes on their faces. "What happened?! Why is he dressed like that?!" They both asked.
"Lucy dressed him up." Erza stated.
Lucy nervously scratched her cheek as she avoided eye contact with them. "I just wanted to see how everyone would react. But I didn't expect THIS."
