A Cellular Disaster

Justin and Max's Chat Room: 3/5/18

Chat Members: @ExplosionXx, @Book_Worm

Monday, March 5th, 8:29 PM

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Max, I really need to talk to you.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: What do you need to talk about?

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Remember when you told me to just go for it and make a move?

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Yeah.

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Well, I did.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: And?

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: He pretty much told me that he wasn't gay.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Shoot, I'm so sorry, Justin.

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Honestly, I'm not sad about it. I was expecting it, anyway.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Really?

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Yeah. Chris never seemed to be the type. Whatever, he's the one missing out on one awesome man.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: True that.

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: So he's all yours now.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: What?

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: I see the way you guys talk to each other. You're totally into him.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Am not.

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Are too. And he's into you. What are you waiting for? I'm giving you full permission to go for it.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: He is really sweet...

[OWNER] Book_Worm: But I can't, Dave is his best friend, and that would just be awkward...

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Screw Dave. No one cares. If you like Chris, go for Chris. Dave will move on.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: You really think so?

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Know so.

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: What are you waiting for? Don't let me get in your way of talking to your soulmate.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Thanks, Justin.

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Hey, it's what best friends are for.

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Dumping the leftovers onto your plate.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Funny.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: I have to talk to him about the text messages Robert sent him, anyway. I'll be back later, okay?

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Be free.

@Book_Worm exited the chat

[OWNER] ExplosionXx: Sigh, they grow up so fast.