A Cellular Disaster

Kevin and Dave's Chat Room: 4/5/18

Chat Members: @Raiderl1fe, @Dave204

Thursday, March 5th, 10:30 AM

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: David.

Thursday, March 5th, 12:04 PM

[OWNER] Dave204: Oh, hey, Kevin.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: Why isn't Christian answering any of my messages?

[OWNER] Dave204: No idea.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: I might as well tell you then, since you're my main suspect.

[OWNER] Dave204: Suspect?

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: Don't act dumb with me.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: Bruises.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: Dislocated shoulders.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: Blood stains between her legs.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: Cuts and scars all over her body.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: That's right, Tony told me. He told me about everything.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: I think that we all know that you were the one that killed Ally.

[OWNER] Dave204: No. I didn't kill Ally.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: So it's just a coincidence that she died the day that you left? And broke up with her?

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: I don't know about you, but that seems like a motive to me.

[OWNER] Dave204: Look, I didn't kill Ally.

[OWNER] Dave204: Yes, I did.

[OWNER] Dave204: No, I didn't.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: Um, what?

[OWNER] Dave204: It wasn't me, Kevin, I swear.

[OWNER] Dave204: But it was. How could it not be me?

[OWNER] Dave204: You have to listen to me. I. Did. Not. Touch. Ally.

[OWNER] Dave204: Oh, but it felt so good to.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: David, calm down.

[OWNER] Dave204: I did not but I did NOT do it. Oh but it was so fun to.

[OWNER] Dave204: No, STOP.

[OWNER] Dave204: GO AWAY!

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: ...David?

[OWNER] Dave204: ...

[OWNER] Dave204: I'm in New York, Kevin.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: What?

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: Oh my...you knew that I was going to figure it out.

[OWNER] Raiderl1fe: You knew that I'd accuse you sooner or later.

[OWNER] Dave204: Of course you would.

[OWNER] Dave204: I'll be at your house in five minutes.