A Cellular Disaster

Justin's Group Chat Room: 4/15/18

Chat Members: @Dave204, @Dominat0r, @Book_Worm

Sunday, April 15th, 8:04 AM

@Book_Worm joined the chat

[OWNER] Dave204: Hey.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Oh, um, what are you doing here?

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: Your guess is as good as mine.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Chris?

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Where's Justin?

[OWNER] Dave204: He's arranging a surprise for you. He told us to keep you company until he was done.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Why?

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: Do you not want to talk to us?

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: You were the one that didn't want to talk to me, Chris.

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: And I really miss you. We were great friends.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Just leave me alone. Please. I can't handle this today.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: I just want Justin.

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: It's fine, Max, he's coming soon.

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: Happy birthday, by the way.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Oh, thanks.

[OWNER] Dave204: Max.

[OWNER] Dave204: I know that you said no, but please think about this.

[OWNER] Dave204: I'm sorry for what I did, really. Don't let it influence your decision.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: What? I'm not changing my mind. I said no.

[OWNER] Dave204: Please...

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: Face it, he's not going to let either of us leave until you say what he wants to hear.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: No no no no no. This is my day, I'm supposed to be getting "happy birthdays" and cakes. Not this.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: I'm supposed to be happy today, why can't you guys let me do that for once?

[OWNER] Dave204: You finally said happy.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Are you kidding me?!

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Is this what this was all about? For you to make me say the word happy?

[OWNER] Dave204: No, it's not. I'm sorry, that wasn't appropriate for me to say.

[OWNER] Dave204: Max, reconsider.

[OWNER] Dave204: I love you...

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: No you don't. You like the idea of any walking creature with boobs.

[OWNER] Dave204: That's not true.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: I bet that if I say yes, we would break up, and you'd leap right to the next girl in sight.

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: Max, don't...

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: You don't love me.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: No one does.

[OWNER] Dave204: I LOVE YOU!

[OWNER] Dave204: I've been chasing you for months now. How can you not see how much I want you?

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: ...

[OWNER] Dave204: Please. Be my girlfriend.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: You're not going to stop until I say yes, huh?

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: Nope.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: ...

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Yes.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: What? I did not say that.

[MEMER] Book_Worm: I meant to say yes. Not yes, yes.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: What? Why can't I say yes?

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: What's wrong with my autocorrect? It keeps on saying yes instead of n....o.

[OWNER] Dave204: I knew you'd say yes.

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: I knew you'd say yes.

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: What?

[MEMBER] Book_Worm: Yes, I didn't.

[OWNER] Dave204: I'll be at your house in five minutes.

[COOWNER] Dominat0r: I'll be at your house in five minutes.