A Cellular Disaster

Dave and Max's Chat Room: 1/3/18

Chat Members: @Dave204, @Book_Worm

Wednesday, January 3rd, 5:40 PM

[OWNER] Dave204: Wanna hear a riddle?

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Oh, uh, sure.

[OWNER] Dave204: What's the medicine to cure sadness?

[OWNER] Book_Worm: That's a terrible riddle.

[OWNER] Dave204: Come on, just answer it.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Joyfulness?

[OWNER] Dave204: Try again.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Definitely not the H word.

[OWNER] Dave204: What H word?

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Nice try, Dave.

[OWNER] Dave204: You're smart, gotta hand it to you.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: A monkey would understand what you were trying to do.

[OWNER] Dave204: Yeah, fair enough.

[OWNER] Dave204: How old are you?

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Why?

[OWNER] Dave204: I don't know. Just asking questions.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: I'm Justin's age.

[OWNER] Dave204: So 14.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Yeah.

[OWNER] Dave204: I would've thought that you were older.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Really, why?

[OWNER] Dave204: You just seem older than 14.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Oh, thanks.

[OWNER] Dave204: So, at the end of all of this are you going to say that you're transgender or something?

[OWNER] Dave204: Because if so I'll just stop trying right now.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: No, I'm not.

[OWNER] Dave204: Like it would've been fine if you were, I just don't want to have to go through all the trouble just to know that it was pointless.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Nah. Just one or the other.

[OWNER] Dave204: Okay, good. Then I already know.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Really?

[OWNER] Dave204: Yeah, you act like it.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: It's really that obvious?

[OWNER] Dave204: All I need now is the dumb evidence.

[OWNER] Dave204: Which will have to be later. Chris is asking to play video games with me

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Can't pass up on that opportunity.

[OWNER] Dave204: Before I go, what's the H word again?

[OWNER] Book_Worm: Hello and goodbye.

[OWNER] Dave204: I tried. Goodbye.

[OWNER] Book_Worm: See ya.

@Dave204 exited the chat