Kagamine Oneshots

♛Bridezillas♕

Rin and Len has a fair share of planning weddings in their life. They were not wedding planners. But they were friends with a lot...

and I mean a LOT of people.

And they all wanted the two to help because, why not? They were one heck of a helpful team.

First one on their list was Meiko and Gakupo. They were on catering duty.

"Gakupo no! Eggplants are not cake toppings! And Meiko Put that sake down. We're using wine for your wedding. Wine! We can't have you drunk on your wedding. Please put that pout away and yes I'm gonna call Haku not to bring sake anywhere near the venue. And for God's sake hands off that eggplant Gakupo!"

Needless to say Len agreed with everything Rin said.

Next on their list was Luka and Kaito. Now this was a calmer couple... Not. They were on wardrobe duty this time.

With Rin and Luka...

"Luka put that hairbrush down and leave the poor clock alone! No it's not mocking you darling. Don't you dare chuck those heels towards the door either. SIT DOWN WOMAN YOUR DRESS IS GONNA GET RUINED! Shut up Miku and help me calm Luka down!

I do not need to calm down Miku! No!"

With Len...

"Kaito sit down your not allowed to see Luka just yet. You are not going anywhere else man! Sit down. Sit I tell you. Hey Yuuma, be great friend and get the baby some Ice cream."

A few moments later...

"Kaito your such a slob. Your gonna ruin your suit if you don't stop that. Give me that Ice cream. Down Kaito!Down boy! DOWN I TELL YOU! I said down! No! This Ice cream is ruining your life! Yes not just your tux, it's your life!"

Miku and Mikuo's wedding had been a rather awkward experience.

"Miku please stop crying. Mikuo is not gonna leave you. No he did not leave you for another woman. Your not ugly Miku your gorgeous. And even if your ugly he won't leave you. Gosh! No! I did not say that he considered leaving you! Miku just stop! Calm down! Your ruining your make up! Come on Miku a lot of people are watching. Hey look Mikuo is here! Miku? Hey Miku? Oh God the bride just fainted!"

Len vowed never to console a paranoid bride ever again. Rin agrees and vows with him.

They were photographers for Haku and Kiyoteru's wedding.

"Come on guys. Smile! Just because this is a traditional wedding does not mean that you don't have to smile.

Eww! Not that kind of smile! That's disgusting!"

Rin swore if she wasn't taking pictures she would have ran away.

Neru's wedding was almost canceled.

"Hello? Neru? Neru where are you? Your husbad-to-be is gonna kill me if you don't hurry up.

What do you mean you accidentally entered a different church? What? Funeral? You mean you accidentally walked into a funeral ceremony? Your guests are starting to leave now."

Gumi had been hard to convince...

"No Gumi you cannot marry a carrot."

"But it's true love!"

"No Anna!"

"Wed us Elsa."

And when it was their turn to get married.

Well, let's just say hell was unleashed and the cake flew.

Well, at least they're married, right?

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A little something to lessen the drama from last chapter. This is by far, the shortest thing I have ever posted on wattpad.

I regret nothing!

I noticed that I had a lot of mistakes when I posted this. I'm sorry! I forgot this was just a draft when I posted this! I remembered it when I was in school. Please forgive me!