THE RETURN OF BIRB BOY FOR creamsweets. Because I can't write him I'm gonna come back with the old poem version as a sort of continuation. Idk. I just can't write falkner so I'm using this. Sorry. Let's go.
You love birb boy
He loves you
Like his magnificent birds
He nicknamed you "his Phoenix"
And you married him happily
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You married birb boy
And he kept his gym
Every day you watched him
Battle against trainers
Through win and loss
You loved your birb boy
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Joy! Joy!
You run to birb husband with a small device in hand
A smile on your face
He is training with Pidgiot
"Birb boy! Lookie! Lookie!"
You cheer.
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"Not now, Phoenix, I'm busy."
"Lookie! Lookie!"
He sighed and looked over at you
He saw your smile
Then the device
He dropped to his knees
Birb boy fainted
But you loved him
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The doctor doubts he'll survive
Doctor doubts he'll be normal,
...if he lives.
Doctor doubts you'd even live if you go through with this
Doctor this
Doctor that
You wanted your own birb boy
You'll keep him
You look over at birb boy
His hand in yours
He nods
You nod
"I wants to keep him."
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Nine months
Birb boy is awfully protective
Your belly is awfully big
The gym is closed for a while
So he can spend time with you
And birb boy jr.
Of course that's not his name
But his nickname will be
Birb boy.
Oh? Now your legs are wet.
"Falkner..."
Him hearing his actual name is never a good thing
He looks down
He panics
He rushes you to the doctor
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"Congratulations! It's a boy!"
"A healthy baby boy? I'd never thought..."
"Woah, he surivived."
"Now the question is if he did have the same mental disorder."
You sad.
Mental disorder?
Birb boy said it was just dyslexia!
You look at birb boy
He was crying
But he had a smile
Pfft.
Birb boy could be crazy.
OWWW YOUR LEGS!!!
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Tiny little Sora
Tiny tiny little Sora
Beautiful eyes
Blue hair like birb boy's
He is birb boy jr.
Your birb boy that you made.
Birb boy partial credit
It was perfect.
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Sora was now a whole year old!
Yay Sora!
It was time he saw birb dad in action
So you took him to gym
Birb boy battled good
He won against challenger
Sora cheered
Sora laughed
Sora cried
Sora had fun
You had fun
Sora loved you
You loved Sora
You both love birb boy
And you never would stop loving your family
Not exactly a part two because it makes sense without part one. Plus I forgot which book the original was in. Oh well. Hope you enjoyed!
~Ev
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