Kankri Vantas (MSPA)

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note: dA. "Silence ~KV~"

It was a somewhat sunny day on the planet of Earth.

Well, the Earth in which trolls and humans lived along side each other, that is.

Because, why not?

Anyways, a certain troll wearing a bright red sweater was lecturing a human female wearing a -f/c- T-shirt.

"And you should know that it is not proper behavior to-" the male's voice droned on, irritating the female.

She looks at the jar of a familiar sticky, light brown substance, a spoon laying precariously on top of it.

Glancing up, noticing the troll's eyes were closed, she swiftly grabbed the spoon and jar, twisting the cap of said jar off. Dipping the spoon into the plastic container, gaining a spoonful of the sticky substance and pulling it out, she sat the jar down, standing up.

She walks to stand in front of the nubby horned troll, staring at him.

"So, therefore, you should alwa- mmmph!" The troll's eyes widened as a spoon was shoved into his mouth.

"Yes..." the girl mumbled, listening for the male to make some kind of word.

He only made smacking sounds, pulling the still half-full spoon out of his mouth.

"YES... YE-HE-HESSS..." the girl sobs, falling to her knees.

"Thish tashtesh nishe," the troll says, sticking the spoon in his mouth again.

"Shut up, Kankri. PLEASE, BE QUIET..."

After cleaning his mouth of the substance, Kankri says, "Tag your triggers next time, _____." He gently takes the jar of the light-colored substance, twisting the cap back on and leaving.

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