God dammit. God, fucking, christ. Why did that silver-haired bitch wake you up at four in the morning, asking you to go to the training grounds?
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck me..." you mumbled, rubbing your eyes. You were tired.
"Huh? What're you doin' here, _____-sensei?" You looked up to see the edited Team Kakashi. Your eyes locked onto the male that spoke.
"Well, Naruto... I'm here because a stupid asshat decided to wake me up..." you muttered darkly.
"You didn't have to come if you really didn't want to," Sakura stated.
"Haha, funny. You don't know your sensei that well." A shiver slipped down your spine.
"And you know me how much?"
"Shut up, ass licker," was the harsh reply.
"Ouch." A light laugh came from the Jounin.
"Why are we here at this time in the morning, Sensei?" Sai stared at the adult blandly.
"The Hokage gave us a mission. It's more bond-creating than I would like, though."
"Ughhh," Naruto groaned.
"We do have to fight some enemies, however. Our mission is to retrieve a sacred scroll." And from there, he went over the mission. It wasn't like you were paying attention- you were busy trying to stay awake.
"_____, are you even listening?" You gave the male a lazy look.
"Hell no. And you're crazy to think that I'm gonna be walking at this time. Carry me." Your arms were stretched out to the Jounin.
"... No."
"You're such a dick. Either carry me or I'm not going."
"Kakashi-sensei, just carry her. I wanna get the mission over with already!" Naruto huffed.
"Ninja should be able to carry themselves."
"Fuck you." You crossed your arms before leaning- and (on purposely) falling.
"Stop being so childish, _____. You're acting like Naruto when he was younger."
"Hey!"
"He's telling the truth, Naruto."
"But Sakura..."
You simply fell asleep.
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"God, why do you have to be so annoying?"
The comment stung. You had just came back to the world of the awake when the male had said it, but you kept your mouth shut. He more than likely wasn't expecting for you to wake up.
"Still love you, though. Accidental, kids, all that bullshit stuff...but I still love you."
A smile formed on your face. "Love you to, asshole."
Heat immediately started to radiate from the silver-haired male's face as "Shut up." came from his mouth.
