note: dA. "HOLY SHITZU ~ A Drama Reader-Insert (NOT DRAMATIC)"
So, you were just chilling at home, watching what isn't your favorite show (that would be Tosh.0), but was incredibly funny. This show was called Rob & Big, or some variation of that. You mainly liked Rob's cousin, Drama.
Anyways, as you were watching this incredibly funny show that you enjoyed very much (but not more than Tosh.0), your phone rang.
Not liking that at all, you glanced at the number Thank the firetrucking Gods for whatever phone you have, seeing a number you didn't know Of course, you didn' have many friends, could be a prank call. You answered it (cutting the TV down slightly), and just stayed silent.
"Hello? Is this _____ ______?" a voice said. It somewhat sounded like Rob Dyrdek- but, anyone can impersonate another person's voice, amirite?
"Yes, yes it is. What do ya want, I'm kinda busy right now," you replied, a sigh slipping through your lips. This person was annoying you already- unless it really was Rob Dyrdek, then it would be pretty awesome. Not the most awesome moment in your life, but a pretty awesome moment.
"That's great! Because, you are going to visit or be visited. If you walk outside and see a man in a suit, with a shiny black van, go towards it! It's just going to me."
"And who are you...?"
"You'll see once you get your ass out here! Now hurry up!" And the other person hung up on you.
The other person hung up on you.
You twitched slightly- no one, prank caller or not, hung up on you. So, a few pieces of your mind was going to be given to this Rob Dyrdek-sounding man.
And with that thought in mind, you did go outside. Seeing exactly what that person said- a person in a suit- who was talking to someone in the black van.
It was obviously a male- the one who called you, maybe? How the hell do they even know my number holy hell what-.
Shoving the thought out of your mind (quite roughly), you walked over to the short man- he was shorter than you, which was pretty amusing- and tapped his shoulder.
He turned around and HOLY FUCK IT'S ROB DYRDEK WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I D- grinned brightly at you, saying, "_____ ______?"
"Yes. First, though, no one hangs up on me. You're lucky I am somewhat of a fan of your's, because if not then your face would likely have a large bruise. Second, why did you call me...? Third, I lost some respect for you for number one." You frowned, crossing your arms. The more you stared at him (ignoring his answering of your statements), you had started cracking up.
"Why are you laughing?" Rob asked. He didn't particularly like people laughing when he was answering them (or ignoring what he was saying).
"Oh my Gods you're so short it's like a little kid!" You couldn't help it; you started laughing, and whoever was in the van joined you.
"I told you she would say that, Rob!" a voice yelled from the van- Drama? It had to be, the voice couldn't be mistaken.
"At least the chick digs me!" Rob replied to Drama. You giggled.
"I like Drama more. He's somewhat nice-ish, unlike certain assho- I mean..." You coughed into your hand, "Short-tempered jerks."
Rob huffed, before pointing to the van. "Get in it."
"How would I do that? Penetration?"
"Just- get inside the van."
"But I don't want to."
"You get to sit in the back with Drama. Big Black's sittin' in the front."
"Can't he sit in the back with meee? It's awkward to be beside someone who I semi-look up to. Especially in a black van, with an idiot and some other guyyy..."
"You better be calling me the 'some other guy', _____." Rob grinned, shoving you into the van and closing the door when did it even open are they ninjas, resulting in you practically falling on top of Drama. You both blushed at that (mainly your head landing in his lap softly).
"Uh, hi..." you said nervously, pulling yourself up (and sitting in the seat correctly, note L's sitting position plus a seatbelt).
"Hi," was the short, quiet-ish reply. Rob and Big were talking about something, and since they weren't paying attention.... "Did you really mean that when you said you were more of a fan of me than my cousin?"
You nod; Drama was so adorable! And from the look on his face, you'd said that out loud... And thankfully, neither people in the front heard that.
Drama- cheeks tinted with a dark pink, biting his bottom lip holy firetruck why is he so adorable- said, "Thanks, I think. Hah-ha..." A nervous laugh had slipped past his lips- you were mentally fangirling because you were:
A.) Sitting beside Drama
B.) Talking to Drama
and C.) Making Drama blush.
All in all for you, it was literally the best moments of your life.
