Cristophe (South Park)

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note: requested by ChloeJanos. also, this is my first time writing for him, and i have never seen him (thank you, age). plus, serious OOC. im extremely sorry. also somewhat short; sorry for that too.

A grin formed on your lips as you picked up the spade. You were in your garden; Mom had said you could make one, and had given you money to but seeds (though you always kept seeds from fruits).
Gardening was pretty messy, no matter what anyone did.
You forced yourself back to your train of thought as you started to loosen the soil. Small signs were sitting on the back porch; you had written each type of fruit you were planting on each. They were going to be the markers.
"You 'ave terrible technique." You jumped slightly.
"Sorry! This is my first time using anything other than my hands," was your reply as you looked up. A sheepish grin formed on your face, and a blush soon joined it.
A male was leaning over the fence. He had messy hair, a lined face, sort of large ears, and a shovel was attached to his back. A cigarette was held in between his lips as he gave you a bored stare.
"Well zhen, do you need any 'elp?" He raised an eyebrow.
You looked at the ground, trying to hide the blush on your face. "Do you know how to use a spade?"
"Of course!" You heard a thud. "It's just like a small shovel. Zhe only difference is you don't use your feet!"
You glanced up and the male got on his knees beside you. He grabbed your hand, showing you different hand positions and what kinds usually work best when it came to gardening with the type of dirt in your backyard.
"Who are you?" You hadn't meant to ask, but is was bothering you.
"I am Zhe Mole," he replied, grinning. He blew smoke out of his nose. "And you are _____, the new girl."
"How do you...?"
"I know everyzhing. See you tomorrow, _____." He gave you a quick kiss on the cheek.

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