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[OOFMINIONS HAS ADDED ALL THE DREMIES BACK]

Oof minions:
I couldn't stop it
It was horrible
Haechan tied me up put a blind fold on me then tried to feed me weird foods that tasted terrible

O H D A D D Y:
I wish I only got that
It was Chenle tunneling through my celing
He chased me around with a chainsaw and when he cought up to me he made me drain my nose with ketchup and mustard
You dont even want to know what they did with the hot dogs

Chinaboi:
I HAD IT THE WORST
THEY CUT OPEN MY BALLS
MY POOR POOR BALLS

tytrack:
Wait really

Chinaboi:
ALL MY BASKETBALLS ARE GONE

tytrack:
Oh dear god
Win win you could have worded that so much better

Chinaboi:
DONT COME FROM MY ENGLISH
THATS WHY UR DICC SMELLS LIKE KIMCHI
omg tae I am sorri I sad about my balls

Tytrack:
damn win win
I am hurt
And none of you got it as bad as me
Mark came into my room
And said
Really mean things to me
I cried so hard ;-;

[O H D A D D Y HAS REMOVED TYTRACK FROM THE CHAT]

taeil:
Guys
they came into my room and started talking informally to me -_-

O H D A D D Y:
lol
Beautiful

Taeil:
Ikr

softie:
They removed everything from my room turned off the lights tied me up and left me in there with haechan
I dont know if he is still in here or if he left through the ducts at this point
i just know i heard something leave through the ducts

haechannie^-^:
Are you sure that something was leaving through the ducts?
Are you sure that something wasnt coming in?

Softie:
OH FUCK

[SOFTIE IS GONE]

Queen:
Lmao bye bitch
ANYWAYS
Jeno's bitch ass took my box of tea and burned it smh
How am I supposed to expose ppl now
This is a hate crime

Oof minions:
Doyoung stop being a lil bitch about it
yours wasnt even that bad

Queen:
Why don't you go marry your fucking body pillow you fucking jap

Oofminions:
B I T C H

Queen:
@ O H D A D D Y
I think the jap called you

O H D A D D Y:
1. doyoung you can't say anything at this point you might as well Identify as a female rabbit
I mean they spit out babys like crazy and you are always spitting out bs

2. Y uta we will bomb you again I stg

Oof minions:
I aint leave japan for this bullshit

1-10:
HELP I AM STILL ON THE CE ILING

Jaemin:^):
Shhhh it will all be over soon my sweet tenneth

markisrude:
I have been disrespected
Mark drove a fucking car through my wall
Then some how got a 10ft fully decorated Christmas tree in here
I HAVE LOW A LOW CEILING WHAT THE FUCK MARK
THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE
OML

O H D A D D Y:
THIS IS UNFAIR TREATMENT AND YOU GUYS KNOW IT
I AM BETTER THAN THESE LOSERS WHY DID I GET THE WORST

chinaboiprt2:
;))))))))))

Sorry I havent been updating I have to do my finals this week -_-


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