Thicc bih:
I gave you guys one job
ONE SINGULAR JOB
Jesus:
You're gonna have to be more specific
My memory is declining
The last thing I remember doing yesterday was milking haechan
Help
Hot sauce nipples:
We had to chose each others user names as a trust practice
Tail:
What illiterate fuck chose my name
Moter dreamie:
Probably the same person who did mine
Gang gang:
I'M SORRY THERE WAS NO BACK BUTTON
tail:
YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE ONE THEN
Thicc bih:
Look
I was hoping we would get some nice positive names
Not this
Ram ranch:
I quite like my name
Hi I'm calling to complain about your customer service:
I'm glad
:)
Stick bih:
Who
Who do I have to murder
I'M NOT A STICK
Jesus:
FACE IT
YOU'VE GOT NO ASS
Stick bih:
AND YOU HAVE A RECEDING HAIR LINE BUT I MAKE ZERO COMMENTS ON THAT
Gang gang:
You're one to talk
You have more bald spots than win win has lines
Your hair sounds like sand paper
Ram ranch:
HEY HEY HEY
Let's just chill for a second
Deep breath in
[ 4 mins later]
Jesus:
Can I breath out now?
I'm turning purple
Ram ranch:
Are you chilled on ice?
Gang gang:
Yea
My body is really cold :)
Ram ranch:
Breath out
Moter dreamie:
Yang yang passed out
Ram ranch:
So did chenle
But I mean problem solved right?
WOW I'M SO GOOD I SHOULD BE THE LEADER
Hi I'm calling to complain about your customer service:
Have fun carrying next year's children for a year then
Tail:
I ooooo more babies
Gimme gimme
Big daddy haechan:
GOSH TAEIL STOP CREEPING
tail:
Not like that you idiot
Also
GET OUT OF MY ROOM
Big daddy haechan:
Milk me
I'm all filled up
Tail:
What the fuck no
Big daddy haechan:
M I L K M E T A E I L
Youre built like my oven:
I'll milk you uwu
Big daddy haechan:
No it has to be taeil
He must touch my holy utter
Tail:
I don't know mannnn
Sounds pretty gayyy
You're built like my oven:
Join us in the heavens
I've milked the holy utter and my wildest dreams came true
Tail:
Was it you and chenle finally ending up together?
Youre built like my oven:
Wtf no
I got more hair dye :3
Tail:
Yea I'm good you know
Kinda don't wanna engage in whatever you wanna call
T H A T
big daddy haechan:
Whatever
You weren't worth it anyways
Jisung
Can you get my rope for me?
You're built like my oven:
Yes of course
Thicc bih:
I always come in at the worst times
Lemme just
Y E E T
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The groupchat nobody wanted (nct group chat fic)
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