Haechannie^-^:
Guys
Well
I might have
ACCIDENTALLY
crashed 84 cars
In the last hour
Queen:
Well
Looks like you belong to the law now
Because I am not bailing you out honey
Jaemin:
I might be helping crash cars
Accidentally of course
Queen:
How do you accidentally help someone crash 84 cars
Jaemin:
We also accidentally crashed 29 cows in the roller derby
It was great really
Queen:
WHY WHERE YOU RIDING COWS IN A ROLLER DERBY
Haechannie^-^:
It was accident man
Chill
Jaemin:
If you are wondering if the cows made it out alive
Yes they did
We donated them to this great factory that said they worked with burger king and mc Donalds
We just helped the food industry
Haechannie^-^:
Accidentally
They didn't tell us what they were gonna do with the cows but then they accidentally slipped 900 thousand in our hands and we just didnt ask questions
Jaemin:
WHAT HE MEANS IS THAT WE FORGOT TO ASK QUESTIONS
haechannie^-^:
Yes yes yes
F o r g o t
Jaemin:
Now we are on the way to accidentally purchase some illegal radio active chicken babys
Queen:
Don't you mean chicks
Jaemin:
No
They are B A B Y S
Like actual human babys but out of a chicken
Queen:
Why would anyone want that in their life
Ever
Haechannie^-^:
Well we accidentally purchased them for cheap then accidentally enter them in a few races then start feeding them
Jaemin:
The last step is to put them in a kpop group by accident and make money off of them
A example of a these radio active babys is jae from day six
He came from a chicken that was from america
Haechannie^-^:
Oh yea and we cant forget about radio active otter baby youngjae of got7
Jaemin:
Or radio active bunny baby jungkook of bts
That one came out abnormally strong and we dont know what to do about him tho
Haechannie^-^:
Yea highkey scared of that one
Queen:
thats nice and all
But
I dont care
Now leave me alone fags before I call the police
Jaemin:
Yes ma'am ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
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