The groupchat nobody wanted (nct group chat fic)

19(2/10)

Mark is rude: 
Guys
I am fucking bored

Queen: 
I bet you are
You are not preparing for a MV drop

Usaboi: 
Kun you can come to my room and we can play build the nuke on my Xbox

Markisrude: 
That's fucking disgusting
You have a xbox

Usaboi: 
Kun this is why you are not in a unit yet
To fucking disrespectful

Mark is rude: 
Fuck u hoe

Jaemin: 
Kun come hang out with me
Me and chanle are drawing and doing karaoke
We kinda need a judge on who won

Blackislife: 
That's what you call singing? 
I thought you guys were performing a sacrifice

Jaemin: 
Jisung shut up
I stg

Blackislife: 
What chu gonna do
Absolutely fucking nothing

Taeil: 
Jisung watch your mouth before I pop you

Blackislife: 
H O W
You are gonna pop me because my eyes are in the correct place? 
This is child abuse
I am taking you to court

Chenle the straight: 
Foken dumbass

Jaemin: 
Ok jisung
Since you want to be disrespectful
EVERYONE
I WALKED IN ON JISUNG KISSING CHENLE

Queen: 
JAEMIN YOU FUCK WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING PEOPLE WITHOUT ME HERE

Mark is mean: 
Who started it

Jaemin: 
jisung man
He backed chenle into a corner then kissed him
It was like watching animal Planet
Jisung looked like a tiger
I had to FaceTime Felix of stray kids do he can do the Aussie voice

Blackislife: 
pfttttt whattttttt
Me? 
Kiss a male? 
That sound pretty gay
And ya boi ain't gay

Jaemin: 
But the most fascinating part was when chenle kissed back

Chenle the straight: 
Oops
Lol
I am gay but only for jisung

Blackislife:
Nah man fuck that

Ty track: 
I just want to talk about how much our dreamies glowed up over the years
Except for renjun
He looked better chewing gum

Jaemin: 
I beg to differ

Tytrack: 
Then do it
Beg
On your knees Thot

Markismean:
(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

Queen: 
(∂ω∂)

Jaemin: 
I don't know why we are doing this but
ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ

Taeil: 
JAEMIN
NO
BAD JAEMIN

jaemin: 
I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG

Taeil: 
Drop the innocent act
I know that you know that I know what you know

Jaemin: 
You lost me at I
Lol

Taeil: 
Your whole life is a joke

Markiarude: 
Taeil isn't the only one who knows about jaemins true nature
Haechan told me about all the dirty stuff jaemin tells him

Jaemin: 
What ever could you mean
I am but a humble peasant trying to make ends meet

Taeil: 
Headass

Jaemin: 
Do you even know what Headass means? 

Taeil: 
Do you even know what imma beat your ass means? 

Jaemin: 
Bet

Longassride:
CAN YOU IDIOTS SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND
I AM TRYING TO LEARN THE DANCE MOVES AND NOT CONFUSE THEM WITH GO OR BLACK ON BLACK

jaemin: 
Sounds like a personal problem

Taeil: 
Really? 
To me it sounds like a lil bitch whining

Longassride: 
YOU GUYS WOULD UNDERSTAND IF YOU WERE IN 3 UNITS

Mark is rude: 
Can't relate
I am not in a unit

Longassride: 
Well you knew what would happen when you came under sm
In the dungeon for years

Markisrude: 
Win win only trained for like 2 years tho

Longassride: 
But he is hot
Like really hot
Like sun who?
Only know win win

Taeil: 
You better stop before Yuta starts sending you death threats

Longassride: 
Haechan would kill me first lol