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Fatkun: 
Hey gUyS
How's it going in America mannnnnn

Chinaboi: 
It's great
But I gained like 8 pounds

Usaboi: 
It's that us life mannnn
You stay for more than 2 days and you gain half of your body weight

China boi: 
Are you implying that I only weigh 16 pounds

Fatkun: 
If so
You are correct

China boi: 
I am a healthy growing win win
How dare you imply that I'm that tiny

Usaboi: 
2 things
1. When the hell did you get so good at English
2. Do you even know what imply means? 

Chinaboi: 
Idk and nope
Just gotta fake it till you make it

Oofminions: 
Like Jeffrey does when he speaks English? 

China boi: 
EXACTLY
All he has is the accent
But when it comes down to it
He is just as bad as us

Usaboi: 
Look
We can fite

Fatkun: 
Yes please
I really want to see Jeffrey get his ass beat by win win

Usaboi: 
I am in my own territory so I have +20% added to my attack and Dodge stats

Longassride: 
What type of bullshit

Chinaboi: 
What the hell
aTtAck aND DodGe sTatS
This ain't game
I will beat you anytime

Usaboi: 
May the best win win

Fatkun: 
the battle of the Boiz
China v Usa
Who will win?
( obviously win win) 

Just a little chapter before I get back on track with writing:^))))))

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