The groupchat nobody wanted (nct group chat fic)

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2:34

Oofminions:
Hey guys I nearly died t oday
Wanna hear how?

Queen:
Nobody cares yuta

Oof minions:
OK
so basically I was walking to the bathroom

[OOF MINIONS HAS REMOVED ALL THE NON LEGAL DREAMIES FROM THE CHAT]

Longassride:
Why did you remove them?

Oofminions:
THIS STORY IS RATED R
a NYwaYs
I was at the fair with win win
And I had to go pee
And when I walked into the bathroom i heard strange sounds
But I still had to piss so I walked in anyways  jungwoo and doyoung
Were
Aggressively hugging in the middle of the bathroom
I was terrified so I tried to run out but some ass hole just had terrible aim
So I slipped and fell in the bathroom
My ass still hurts

Longassride:
In what way was that rated R

Oofminions:
I said
A S S

Longassride:
Kys

Chinaboi:
What does kys mean
English is so hard
I dont know what is happening half the time

Longassride:
Kys-
Kill your self

Chinaboi:
I still don't understand but thanks :^)))

O H D A D D Y :
Hugging aggressively doesn't sound bad
But if you saw them
It looked like they were trying to snap eachothers spines

Queen:
Its beacause I totally loveeee jungwoo so much -_-

Softie:
Yes yes we are sooooo in love

Moonmin:
gasp
My bullshit detector is going crazy

Queen:
He is such a sub and I can't handle it really
Yesterday he asked me to choke him and I just did not want To do it

Softie:
He can't satisfy me
I need a real man

Moonmin:
So are we calling off the wedding

Queen:
Yea man

Tytrack:
Aw man
I was really rooting for you guys

Queen:
Nobody asked you to -_-

tytrack:
This is why nobody will ever love you hoe

O H D A D D Y:
But didnt jeffrey break up with you

Tytrack:
We got back together
Like a week ago
DOES NOBODY PAY ATTENTION TO US

oofminions:
nah lolololol

Moonmin:
jisung just texted me
Chenle is sad because he says I took his lucas away from him -_-

Longassride:
Yea I know I can hear him
Chenle is ploting your death hommie
Lol

Moonmim:
Whoops
he can kill me in 2 years
After the rooftop fight Or during it doesn't really matter

Longassride:
What is with you and this fight

Moonmin:
E V E R Y O N E N E E D S T O K N O W T H A T I A M T H E S T R O N G E S T

oofminions:
But jeno is the strongest
He will destroy you
With his thumb

Moonmin:
I will end him
I have been collecting weaknesses since I announced the fight
I have a binder for each member

Fatkun:
This is true
6 binders
With thier profiles on the front page
Then weaknesses
Things that make them cry
What they are allergic to
Foods they hate
The best way to pull body parts to make them scream

usaboi:
Renjun
What the fuck

Moonmin:
 I W I L L W I N

1-10:
I am so proud

Oofminion:
You are always proud

1-10:
not really
It really helps people when I say I am proud
so I just say it even if they are a hot mess

Tyttack:
Tenneth out here helping people feel better about themselves

1-10:
:^)))))))
The chat is so Peaceful without the dreamies

Moonmin:
What?

[1-10 HAS REMOVED
LONG ASS RIDE AND MOONMIN]

1-10:
AS I WAS SAYING
The chat is so peaceful without the dreamies

Taeil:
No creepy children
Creepin on ya

Tytrack:
yup
Until they all gang up on us and demand that we add them back

1-10:
Its a bit late
Renjun is taping me to the celing
H3!p

Tytrack:
Whoops
Its to late for him guys
EVERYONE LOCK DOWN YOUR ROOMS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE DREAMIES ARE COMMING

1-10:
LU3AS WHAT THE FU CK
WHY A+E YOU hEL)pNG

Fat kun:
Gotta support my bf hommie
Srry lololol

O H D A D D Y:
They are at my door and I think one is tunneling through my ceiling

oofminions:
Rip Jonathan