[JAEMIN LET HIMSELF IN]
Jaemin:
Hey guys
Its me
ya boi
Jaemin
How y'all livin
Chinaboi:
Well
Renjun has been extra gay these days
Jungwoo is still gone
Haechan has been going on dates with mark everyday
Jeno has been crying in gay
Yuta is planning taeils death
Kun is somewhere with lucas doing god knowsa what
Jeffrey got taeyong pregnant again
Chenle and jisung broke up because they are both straight now
And I guess you are my son now?
Jaemin:
Sounds fun
And I knew that I am your son
Thats why I left
D A D D Y K A I was talking about it in the exo dorms and I guess he didn't know about my cameras
Taeil:
How you holding up knowing that your whole life is a lie
Usaboi:
TAEIL YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT BETTER
taeil:
Yea I know I could have
But
I just dont care enough to worry about feelings
I am only asking because as the oldest that is what I am supposed to do
Take care of all of you fucking bed wetters
And pretend like I care
Usaboi:
Doyoung is that you?
Taeil:
-_-
Jaemin:
Thanks for asking taeil
And I am doing fine
Just a little out of It
Jeno:^(:
So you are not mad at me for cheating?
Jaemin:
of course not
I cheat on you with renjun all the time
Who is my cousin now?
Welp
INCEST IS WINCEST
moomin:
;))))))
Tytrack:
I regret giving birth to you
Moomin:
I regret letting you give birth to me
Usaboi:
I regret getting you pregnant
[I REGRET EVERYTHING]
Queen:
I regret nothing because boss ass bitches regret nothing #get on my level scrubs
Black is life:
jaeminnnnnn
Your back omg
Ily
Jaemin:
jisung
Collect your straight
Blackislife:
I can't man
Its everywhere
THIS IS A EMERGENCY I HAVE LOST MY STRAIGHT
Chenle the straight:
cant relate lol
Fat kun:
HEY GUYS
Chenle the straight:
I would like to retract my statement from earlier
My straight has runway
Along with will to live
:')))))
Fat kun:
me and kun went to busan for a while
To just get away you know
Moomin:
Look
Lucas
I can't do this anymore
You aren't related to me so this wont work out
Fat kun:
I completely understand Renjun
Moomin:
OK good
When will jungwoo come back
Its been like 7 chapters
Queen:
When yoongis hairline comes back
Moomin:
Sooooooo
Never?
Queen:
Basically
Moomin:
Oh well
We had some good memories with him
Jaemin:
Jungwoo didn't even like you what do you mean Lol
Moomin:
Good memories of me trying to choke him in his sleep
Jaemin:
Ah
Those were always the best memories
Anyways
Goodnight cousin ;^)
Moomin:
;))))))
Goodnight cousin
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The groupchat nobody wanted (nct group chat fic)
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