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that moment when you hit 30 chapters and you want to die XD

Ty track: 
Thanks for nothing guys
I got beat up for Not giving the money
And now our fans think that we are doing a concept like run by bts

Softie: 
Oops
What did you buy that would cost so much tho

Ty track: 
My happiness

[ FAT KUN REMOVED TYTRACK FROM THE CHAT]

fatkun:
Sorry guys
I just couldn't take the emo

Softie: 
Well someone had to do it

Moomin: 
SPEAKING OF SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING
*coughs in messy bitch*
JUNGWOO AND DOYOUNG ARE TOGETHER AGAINNNNNNN

Fatkun: 
Congrats dudes
Now who at the wedding will be wearing a dress
Doyoung or jungwoo
Or will it be me
Because not to brag but I have some killer legs

Moomin: 
He really does
He tried on taeils stripper shoes and put on one of haechans dresses and it was beautiful

Fatkun: 
Thanks renjun ;)))) 

Moomin: 
Lucas
We have talked about this

Fatkun: 
But renjun I miss you

Moomin: 
I have moved on to better things that are definitely not bigger
*cough cough* jeno

Fatkun: 
Come on renjun
Give me one more chance to make this right

[ CHENLE THE STRAIGHT HAS CHANGED THEIR USERNAME TO]
[ GAYX1000]

gayx1000: 
Lucas I'm gay
Your somewhat gay
Let's try this out

Fatkun: 
Ok
BYE RENJUN

softie: 
He switched lanes faster than jeonghan switches boyfriends

Fatkun: 
NOT TRUE
Ok maybe
Yea it's true

Queen: 
Who said anything about getting married

Moomin: 
Bitch you are late
That was a whole 10 mins ago

Queen: 
I'm sorry did someone say something? 
See I am doing this thing where I block out of the irrelevant people in my life

Softie: 
It's working just fine

Queen: 
<3

Softie:
<3

Fatkun: 
FUCK THAT'S CUTE

gayx1000: 
The couple that roast together stays together

Moomin: 
MY UWUS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE
JENO AND JAEMIN WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE THAT

JENO: 
Because
Ew

Jaemin: 
Because being all
UWU XD Mwah sparkle sparkle gay
On the internet is just strange
At least I am like that in real life

Moomin: 
But jeno doesn't do the sparkle sparkle

jeno: 
Neither do you
I am just trying to live my best jeno life and you are really messing it up rn

Moomin: 
I'M SORRY I WANT AFFECTION

Taeil: 
I will just completely ignore the drama up there
HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT ONE LOONA SONG? 

Fatkun: 
Which one?

Taeil: 
The one that is a whole bop

Gayx1000: 
Which one

Taeil: 
Love4eva

Queen: 
Ohhhh
Yea everyone knows that song

Taeil: 
WELL
I GOT TO SEE CHUU
Through my laptop screen
Because I will never see her in person

[I RELATE HEAVILY]

fatkun: 
Shit man
That's sad
I hung out with like 5 of loonas members yesterday

Taeil: 
WHAT
HOW

fatkun: 
I talked to them after a one of their performances wtf lol

Taeil: 
I forgot we are idols
Lol

Queen: 
GUYS
@ Haechannie you need to be here

Haechannie: 
Oooo he @ me it must be serious

Queen: 
Before you do something crazy
I just want you to know that we all got your back

Jaemin:
WHO

Queen:
YOU

Jaemin: 
NOT ME COULDN'T BE

Queen: 
IF NOT YOU THEN WHO

Jaemin: 
LOOK I AIN'T PLAYIN YO GAMES

Haechannie: 
What is it man
I am literally losing brain cells the longer I am in this chat

Queen: 
...
Mark fell for Kang Daniel

Haechannie: 
You are joking right

Queen: 
Unfortunately no
You can find a video on YouTube
Just look it up

Haechannie: 
It's whatever man
I don't care anymore

Queen: 
I can hear you ugly crying
Honey come to momma doyoungs room

Haechannie: 
: (

Fatkun: 
So much has happened today
But
AM I WEARING A DRESS TO THE WEDDING OR NOT

softie:
Go ahead

Moomin: 
So there is a wedding? 

Queen: 
I don't know is there? 

Moomin: 
DON'T FUCKING ANSWER MY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION YOU CUCK SUCKING FAGGOT

jeno: 
Baby calm down

Gayx1000: 
Did he just?

Taeil: 
Call him baby

Softie: 
In public

moomin: 
UWU

jeno: 
No dont do that shit

Moomin: 
P H A T U W U

Jeno: 
You have been removed from my boyfriend list

Moomin: 
Love you B A B E

jeno: 
* D E E P I N H A L E *
ᵢ ₗₒᵥₑ yₒᵤ ₜₒₒ bₐby bₒy

Taeil: 
Excuse me
B   A   B   Y    B   O   Y

Queen: 
Confirmed jeno tops

Jaemin: 
NOTHING IS ON TOP EXCEPT MY HAND ON TOP OF THAT BIBLE AS I PREACH MY LOVE FOR OUR LORD AND SAVOR JESUS CHRIST CAN I GET A AMEN

Taeil: 
AMEN

Fatkun: 
AMEN

moomin: 
Jaemin isn't legal yet so we don't do anything

Queen: 
Awwww
SUCKS TO BE YOU
XDDDDDDD

Moomin: 
Shut up old man

Queen: 
Shut up baby boy

Moomin: 
Like I would be ashamed of that lmao

[MOOMIN HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO]
[#1BABY BOY]

Queen: 
That is inaccurate
Jungwoo is the biggest baby boy

Softie: 
True but I won't name myself one of my kinks when fans have very clearly hacked our chat and could leak stuff at any time

#1Baby boy: 
They already know I have nothing to hide at this point




Hey guys
I stuck in a hardstoplucas joke in there and I didn't want to end this without giving credit to him
He is so funny lol thank you guys for so many views and votes I really dont deserve them

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