The groupchat nobody wanted (nct group chat fic)

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6:12am
[SPICYBOI HAS COME ONLINE]

spicyboi:
Good morning familyyyy ^-^
Someone please come online :(
I am lonely
7:45am
[HAECHANNIE^-^ HAS COME ONLINE]

Haechannie ^-^:
Hello fellow earthlings

Spicy boi:
H o e

Haechannie ^-^:
What did I do? :'(

Spicyboi:
I BELIVE I REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE OVER A HOUR AGO AND NOW YOU COME ONLINE AND EXPECT EVERYTHING TO BE OK

haechannie^-^:
whoops lmao

Spicy boi:
You have been removed from my friends list

Haechannie^-^:
OK den ex hommie you dont deserve this beautiful body anyways

Spicyboi:
B L O C K E D

Haechannie^-^:
Bet

7:56am

Spicyboi:
HAECHANNIE I MISS YOU OMG

Haechannie^-^:
I MISS YOU 2 BOO

spicyboi:
LETS NEVER SEPARATE EVER AGAIN

haechannie^-^:
YESSS

[NORMIE HAS COME ONLINE]

normie:
Bitch what the fuck
2 things
1 JAEMIN STOP CHANGING MY NAME WHILE I AM SLEEPING
2 JAEMIN STOP CHEATING ON ME :'((((

[NORMIE HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO SPICERBOI]

Spicyboi:
Pfttt cheating
Whattttt

Spicerboi:
You guys are literally crying and cuddling in my bed
While I am beside you -_-

Spicyboi:
WE JUST LIKE AFFECTION
DONT SHAME US FOR LOVING LOVE

Spicerboi:
-_- imma go chill with mark and jisung

Haechannie^-^:
Well mark is with taeyong right now trying to calm him down and jisung is sleeping with chenle

spicyboi:
BITCH WHAT THEY ARE LIKE 2 YEARS OLD

Hechannie^-^:
Not like that you weirdo they are just cuddling

Spicerboi:
But I thought they were straight

Spicyboi:
What would make you think that?

Spicerboi:
He told me "dude i am so glad that you are straight so I am not alone"

Haechannie^-^:
Well jisung is the most gay out of all of us dude
He probably just thinks he is straight like how he thinks that he is a actual member of the foreign swaggers

Spicerboi:
wow I feel lied to
This whole moring was a mess and now I am sad

[ FATKUN HAS COME ONLINE]

fat kun:
HEY DREAMIES

Spicyboi:
Ew

Spicerboi:
HELP THE BIG MAN IS TRYING TO JOIN OUR GROUP

haechannie^-^:
Hello Lucas
Whoops I mean grrrr weirdo mannnnn ewww

Fatkun:
Lol
Anyways
Why didn't you add kun

Spicy boi:
ask mark after taeyong calms down :))))))

Fat kun:
ok

          7:39pm

[USABOI HAS COME ONLINE]

USAboi:
Taeyong we need to talk

[TY TRACK HAS COME ONLINE]

Tytrack:
Yes my love

Usaboi:
Please don't act like everything is ok

Tytrack:
Jeffrey please don't do this to us

Usaboi:
There is no us
Not after what happened with you and ten

Tytrack:
It was a one time thing
I swear

Usaboi:
I am tired of being lied to
Taeyong it is over

Haechannie^-^:
Yea this is nice and all buttttt
Who the fuck took my goddamn box of secrets

Tytrack:
Fuck ur box of secrets we arw having a intense conversation

Haechannie^-^:
Bitch ain't nobody tell yall to breakup in a public groupchat
This is a place for everyone to complain about shit
Now dont make me ask again
WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY BOX

fatkun:
Haechan i didnt know you were a furry ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

Haechannie^-^:
I AM NOT A FUCKING FURRY

TYtrack:
A N Y W A Y S
I will just be with ten
He is always there for me

[1-10 HAS COME ONLINE]

1-10:
I saw my name imma stroll up

Tytrack:
Ten honey tell all of them how we are together now

1-10:
nah I dont want u we were just chillin

Tytrack:
Fine fuck both of yall

Fatkun:
Threesome?
Woahhhh

1-10:
I mean I am down if y'all down

Usaboi:
What do I have to lose
Fine

Tytrack:
w h a t

Fat kun:
Oh shit I will gladly take your place tae

Tytrack:
Nah man i am in

FatKun:
Can me and jungwoo join

Usaboi:
Yea you guys can

[SOFTIE HAS COME ONLINE]

softie:
Don't include me in your weirdo activities
But like yea I will join͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

Fat kun:
Anyone else wanna join

[O H D A D D Y HAS COME ONLINE]

O H D A D D Y:
yo lets do this man

[CHINABOI HAS COME ONLINE]

chinaboi:
What is a threesome

O H D A D D Y:
win win no stay pure

[OOFMINIONS HAS COME ONLINE]

oofminions:
Winwinie you know what we do?
Yea its that but with more people

Chinaboi:
Watching the minion movie while you try not to Nut?
Why would anyone do that

Haechannie^-^:
So those were the strange sounds that I heard from yutas room at 2am

Oofminions:
Shut up you fucking furry

Haechannie^-^:
I AM NOT A F U R R Y
Shouldn't you be fucking a minion right about now
Also win that is not what a threesome is

O H D A D D Y:
HAECHAN YOU ARE LIKE 4 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A THREESOME IS

haechannie^-^:
mark told me during our late night conversations that I force him to have with me :D

[LONGASSRIDE HAS COME ONLINE]

longassride:
Well jhonny told me that one night that he was drunk and broke into my room to sit me down and have the talk

O H D A D D Y:
ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT I AM AMERICAN WE LEARN THIS STUFF WHEN WE ARE IN PRE- K

Usaboi:
OMG I AM AMERICAN

Longassride:
Shut up jaehyun nobody likes you

[USABOI HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT]

Longassride:
I am tired of his bitch ass breaking taeyongs heart then taeyong comes to me crying and slobing all on my pants and shit

fatkun:
BITCH ADD MY MAIN MANZ FAT KUN

Longassride:
Oh whoops my bad

[ LONGASSRIDE HAS ADDED
  LUCASISABABYBAGBITCH TO THE CHAT]

fat kun:
Thank youuuuu