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Markisrude: 
Hello new members I'm kun

Prince hen: 
IT IS OUR LEADER

taeyong is shaking: 
OMG FATHER KUN

Dein mudda:
ALL THE CHINESE CHILDREN OF THE SM HELL HOLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOD KUN

Winner: 
Oh are these the new NCT members? 

Taeyong is shaking: 
Sup bro

Winner: 
This is unfair treatment and I demand attention

Oofminions: 
You called? 

Winner: 
The children are treating kun like a god and I'm triggered

Mark is rude: 
I'm more underrated than you
Let me have this
Pls weenie

Dein mudda: 
Father kun is most savage
Must take notes

Blackislife: 
I leave for 2 days and kun has already started a cult

Longassride: 
Pretty much yea

Blackislife: 
Can I join
I want to be included in something other than awkward conversations with taeyong about "FINDING THE CONDOM SIZE THAT IS RIGHT FOR ME"
BITCH I AM BARELY OUT OF THE WOMB WDUM CONDOM

ty track: 
I AM JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU SAFE

blackislife: 
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA USE IT ON
MY HAND?!? 
shit
DOES MY HAND HAVE AIDS
SHIT
OML
I HAVE AIDS

mark is rude: 
Rip jisung and his AIDS hand
Also guys while we are here
Let's say happy birthday to JAEMIN

queen: 
Nah I'm good

Ty track: 
^
Jeffrey says ^^

Prince hen: 
Happy birthday:)

Jaemin: 
It's ok Douyoung you don't have to tell me happy birthday I think this makes us even

Queen: 
WDUM

Jaemin: 
I pissed in your wine bottles that you guzzle down every night before having sex with jungwoo

Taeyong is shaking: 
EXOPSE THAT BITCH

Queen: 
I'm leaving NCT istg

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