The groupchat nobody wanted (nct group chat fic)

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Mark is rude:
TAEIL GET OUT THE FUCKING TREE

taeil:
Lmao nah hommie

Tytrack:
Why are you in a tree?

Taeil:
I just felt like it ya know
Its just one of those hang upside down in a tree type of days

Tytrack:
Yea I get chu

Mark is rude:
HIS NOSE IS BLEEDING HELP ME GET HIM DOWN PLEASE

tytrack:
GOSH KUN WHY CANT YOU RESPECT HIS WISHES

Longassride:
Kun is crying under a tree
Lol

Taeil:
MARK WHY DID YOU PULL ME DOWN YOU FUCK

Longassride:
Kun has been through enough ya know

Taeil:
But its one of those days mark

Longassride:
Omg I am so sorry let me help you back up

Markisrude:
MARK STOP

Moomin:
I am just gonna completely ignore what is going on rn lol
But guys I have relized that I have no friends my age

Tytrack:
BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVR NO FRIENDS YOUR AGE
I GAVE BIRTH TO 3 OTHER 2000's KIDS

Moomin:
They all make me very uncomfortable
And you didnt give birth to us you ugly fuck

Tytrack:
I olny claim jeno and jaemin tho
They are beautiful so they have to be my children

Moomin:
YOU ARE A ADULT MALE WDUM YOU GAVE BIRTH TO US

tytrack:
It was 98 days of pure pain and destruction
Giving birth was the worst experience ever

Moomin:
Wait did you actually give birth

Taeil:
Lol yea he did
It was a mess
He was pregnant for like 9 years

Moonmin:
Ew what the fuck
Anyways back to what I was saying earlier
I have no friends my age
So I think we should add other 2000's liners

Taeil:
Lol sure
Just dont creep them out guys
I can't handle another restraining order 

Jaemin:^(:
IT WAS A ONE TIME THING I SWEAR

Taeil:
WE HAVE 9 RESTRAINING ORDERS

Jaemin:^(:
only like 8 and a half of those are my fault tho

Moomin:
I am gonna add them

[MOOMIN HAS ADDED CUTIE SANHA FROM ASTRO]
[MOOMIN HAS ADDED FELIX FROM STRAY KIDS]
[MOOMIN HAS ADDED ROCKY SWAG]
[MOONMIN HAS ADDED GIANT WOOSEOK FROM PENTAGON]

Usaboi:
Only 2 of those are 00 liners

Moomin:
Yea I know
The other 2 were added because they are hot as fuck

Cutie:
hi
Wait
Why am I here
I dont know you guys

Felix:
Hey guyyyssss

Taeil:
He didnt say mate
I am disappointed
Are you even Australian
You fucking poser

Felix:
T H O T

Taeil:
so he isnt Australian
Knew it

Giant:
Hello?

Rockyswag:
my phone is vibrating a lot
Why am I here

Moomin:
I HAVE ADDED YOU GUYS BECAUSE YOU ARE 00 LINER OR YOU ARE REALLY HOT YOU ARE IN A GROUP CHAT WITH NCT

rockyswag:
Oh ok lit
Oh and your hot 2 ;)

Moomin:
;)))))

Giant:
Oh
Thats...fun

Cutie:
YAYYYY FRIENDS

[CHINABOI HAS REMOVED CUTIE FROM THE CHAT]

Chinaboi:
He was way to enthusiastic and we dont need any sunshine in this dark pit of death and sadness

Markisrude:
win win
What the fuck

Chinaboi:
I have been hanging out with jisung lately

Felix:
Well shit

Tytrack:
WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE YOU CUCK I WILL NOT LET YOU FUCKING CORRUPT MY FUCKING CHILDREN WITH YOUR AUSSIE CUSSING

felix:
But you cussed like 3 times in that

Tytrack:
Oh shit we are fucked
He knows how to count

Felix:
are you ok in the head?
Like did you get dropped when you were you were little?

O H D A D D Y:
I like this kid
He seems kool

Felix:
Thanks old man
That really means nothing coming from you

[O H D A D D Y HAS REMOVED FELIX FROM THE GROUPCHAT]

Giant:
hi this is yuto of pentagon
Wooseok says that he is scared and doesnt want to be roasted
Please be nice
Bye

Moonmin:
Aw man
He is a lil bitch

Giant:
HOe
I am not the lil bitch here
That position belongs to taeyong

Queen:
Omg he is perfect
aye wooseok
You tryin to fucc

Giant:
Lol ye
Give me a time date and location

Queen:
is right now good for you?

Giant:
Yea

Moomin:
DAMMIT DOYOUNG
ALWAYS TRYING TO FUCC PEOPLE

Rockyswag:
This chat is very weird

[MOOMIN HAS REMOVED ROCKY SWAG]

Moomin:
I didnt like the way he typed

Taeil:
-_-

Markisrude:
Why do I hear screaming from doyoungs room?

Longassride:
Doyoung is getting some fucc
Ya know
Oh wait you don't
YOU VIRGIN
oh wait im a virgin
#virgin gang

Jaemin:^(:
Lol
I dont know what a virgin is
Is it a videogame reference

Oofminions:
Yea what's a virgin

Longassride:
Something that you are
Wait
Yuta
Why do you not know what a virgin is

Oof minions:
I probably do know but ya know
English is hard
Wait
why are we speaking English

Longassride:
Shhhhhhh