13( offensivelol)

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Rated idk its really not that bad XDD ( yea it is )

Queen:
Guys
I know where jaemin is ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

Jeno:(:
TELL ME SO I CAN GO BEAT THAT CUNTS ASS
HOW DARE HE BREAK UP WITH ME
I PUT UP WITH ALL OF H I S BULL SHIT
THEN HE BREAKS UP WITH ME
OH HELL NO
IMMA BREAK A BONE FOR EVERYTHING HE PUT ME THROUGH

oofminions:
Damn jeno
Shut up
Nobody cares about your feelings

Jeno:(:
COME AT ME YOU FUCKING JAP

oofminions:
Go succ kim jung un oppars dicc
I mean you already sucked renjuns

jeno:(:
I DID NOT YOU FUCKING CUCK
THE PICTURES WERE FROM SEVEN DAYS AGO AND I JUST TURNED 18
THE AUTHOR IS NOT TRYING TO GET HATE
wait
What

Oofminion:
Huh

jeno:(:
anyways
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU JAP AND GO FUCC UR MINION PLUSH

oofminions:
Which one

Jeno:(:
I mean which ever your most comfortable with
I wouldnt want you to be uncomfortable while fuccing it
You know I love you man

Oofminions:
I love you too man
You mean the world to me

Chinaboi:
JENO TAKE YO BUBBLE GUM DUM DUM ASS SOME WHERE AWAY FROM MY MAN GO FLIRT WITH SOME ONE ELSE
WE DONT WANT CHU HONEY
THIS IS A CLOSED RELATIONSHIP
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I DROP KICK YO BEAUTIFUL ASS

Jeno:(:
Really
Its a closed relationship?
I couldn't tell with the way win rides taeils dicc

Taeil:
XDDD

Chinaboi:
I don't cheat unlike you
So dont come for me
Taeil just calls me baby boy
And takes care of me
wait
WAIT
OH SHIT

Jeno:(:
Win win is a bottom confirmed
Win win is a cheater confirmed

oofminions:
He didnt know what was wrong with it so I just let it slide

Taeil:
I jUsT lET iT sLiDe
YOU SENT ME OVER 91 DEATH THREATS

Oofminions:
AND YOU WILL BE GETTING 91 MORE IF YOU DONT KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MANZ YOU WHORE

queen:
I think we are forgetting what is really important here
w he r e I s j a e m i n
Well I am glad you asked
He is currently with jungwoo
In my secret home

Jeno:(:
Why?

Queen:
He is crying like a lil bitch on jungwoo
Its really sad

jeno:(:
gasp
Was he actually hurt by my actions
Did I make na jaemin cry

Queen:
Lol
Idk
He is mumbling stuff but I can't hear ut through all of jungwoo screams of agony
Jaemin is crying on his flowers

Jeno:(:
i should probably go see him

Queen:
You will see him in 5 days bitch
there is no way in hell that i am telling you the location of my secret house

Jeno:(:
Oh ok
JAEMIN I WILL WAIT FOR YOUUUU

oofminions:
Who are you talking to
Because I know we don't care

Jeno:(:
@ usaboi
get the bombs ready

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