The groupchat nobody wanted (nct group chat fic)

14(4/10)

These chapters just keep getting worse and worse
So I have decided to make a offensive rating
1 being not offensive and 10 being the worst
And 5 being not that bad but like still gonna put a rating

Ps-there is nothing wrong with being gay

Moomin:
I have noticed something guys
Jaemin has the same chin and smile as yuta
But has a nose some what similar to win win
Is jaemin
THEIR DAUGHTER?!

[CHINABOIPRT2 HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO: CHENLETHESTRAIGHT]

Chenle the straight:
But I thought taeyong gave birth to them

Moomin:
THAT IS WhERE IT JUST DOESN'T LINE UP

tytrack:
Guys
I have to tell you something
Jaemin is not my child

Usaboi:
GASP

tytrack:
BITCH YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT

usaboi:
Pft what

Tytrack:
Anyways
Win win got pregnant one crazy night in Vegas
yuta wasnt ready for children
And he literally only had one hour to prepare because win win was about to give birth
And win win had no idea he was pregnant
Ya know cuz some thot named taeil gave him alcohol and the lightweight passed out seconds later
Anyways
Me and yuta decided that it would be best if we just said that it was my child so they didn't have to deal with children till they were older and more ready
So we sent jaemin over to live with kai of exo till my children were born so we can just say that we missed a child

Queen:
Damn
That was a long ass paragraph
Who the fuck is supposed to be reading that long ass explanation XD

Moomin:
I will summarize it for you
Taeil was being a hoe and was passing win win drinks
Yuta magically gets the passed out win win pregnant
Yuta was a little bitch and didnt want to keep the child
Taeyong was bein a momma and agreed to keep the child and lop it in with us
The baby was sent to DADDY KAI till it taeyong gave birth

Queen:
Thank you renjun <3

Moomin:
<3
Wait
So jaemin isnt my brother?
lol good
I wasnt in a poly relationship with my brothers lol

Tytrack:
No
Jeno is your brother
Jaemin is your cousin
There is still something very wrong with that

Moomin:
Well
You know what they say
Incest is wincest

Queen:
W h a t t h e f u c k

Moomin:
XD

Oof minions:
Ok
In my defense
Jaemin looked like a Alien

Usaboi:
He looks like you tho

Oofminions:
ikr

[2days later]

Chenle The straight:
TAEYONG

tytrack:
Wat fag

Chenle the straight:
RENJUN IS IN MY ROOM WHISPERING GAY SHIT IN MY EAR AND IT IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE

tytrack:
Lol
Have fun

Chenle the straight:
I AM TRYING TO BE STRAIGHT DAMMIT
Wait
Where is lucas?

Tytrack:
You are trying to be straight then you mention one of the 2 people you are gay for
Good job chenle

Chenle the straight:
shut up fag
At least I dont have 3 creepy gay children that like incest

Jeno:
I don't belive i said anything about liking incest

Chenle the straight:
You don't have to say anything
You willingly made out with renjun even after you knew that he was your brother

Jeno:
Lol u rite
XD