The groupchat nobody wanted (nct group chat fic)

22(3/10)

haechannie^-^: 
HEY GUYYSSSSSS
LET'S GO ON A ADVENTUREEEEEEEEE

Tytrack: 
Will this adventure include my bed free WiFi and snacks?
If not
No

Haechannie^-^: 
Did I ask you? 

Ty track: 
You said hey guys
We are all guys
So you were asking all of us

Haechannie^-^: 
Yes I did say hey GUYS
But last time I checked
You are a lil female dog

Taeil: 
WHEN DID YOU CHECK

Haechannie^-^: 
WDYM

taeil:
YOU SAID LAST TIME YOU CHECKED
WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU CHECK

Haechannie^-^: 
XD

1-10: 
Lol haechan I will go on a adventure with you

Haechannie^-^: 
Goodie
Meet me out side at 2am
Wear all black and bring a black duffle bag
This is gonna be magical

1-10: 
Ok mannnn
I got chuuuu

Taeil: 
That 'adventure' doesn't sound very magical

Haechannie: 
Your face doesn't sound very magical

Ty track: 
Oooooooooo
I'm telling mommmmm

It took me 10 minutes to realize that I am the mom

1-10: 
10 (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

Ty track: 
I am gonna tell my mommmmm mm
Mother suho said: 
All of you leave eachother alone be4 I beat y'all asses

Haechannie: 
That bitch is weak
What he gonna do
He is just about as threating as Jeffrey

Usaboi: 
He is a OG mum so he has 45+ on his attack

Haechannie: 
Oof
*cue intense anime music and breathing*
Kya
How could we beat that* wet mouth noises and camera angle change*

1-10: 
* dramatically runs a hand through my hair then slams it on the table because it is covered in sweat*
WE HAVE TO SOUND THE ALARMS
* looks down twitching with a creepy smile*
We gonna die

Tytrack: 
Why is this so true
@oofminions please evaluate

Oofminions: 
This is good but it needs more intense breathing, sweat, tears, intense thinking,  and like one more crazy smile
But the kya saved you so 7/10

Haechannie: 
Omg
Ten
Buddy
Amigo
My taco
We did it
We have pleased our anime overlord

O H D A D D Y: 
I watch anime as well

1-10: 
Shut up you fucking weeb
Goshhhhh

O H D A D D Y: 
TENNETH
How could you

Longassride: 
Jhonny is crying in the club

1-10: 
Crying in the club? 
Wait
Youre in the club?

Longassride: 
Johnathan takes me out drinking all the time
He enjoys spending time with me

Haechannie: 
You never spend time with me ┌(˵༎ຶ  ل͟  ༎ຶ˵)┐

Longassride: 
I spend 18 hours of my day and all of the night with you

Haechannie: 
But it's not 24 hours ;-;

Taeil: 
This one's clingy
Better cut him lose ya know

Haechannie: 
Shut up you creep

Taeil: 
YOU WATCH PEOPLE WHILE THEY SLEEP

haechannie: 
AND YOU FLIRT WITH A MARRIED MAN

taeil: 
lol u rite

Haechannie:
Anyways
Tenneth ma boi
Make sure ur ready tomorrow

1-10: 
Ok

[2am]

1-10: 
Haechan where are you

Haechannie: 
I am outside man
Outside the bank

1-10: 
Oh OK send me the address

Haechannie: 
123yomomassisgay

1-10: 
Ohhh I know that place
I'mma be there in 10 mins

Haechannie: 
But the bank is only 2 minutes away from the house

1-10: 
But
Ten is the best numberrrrrrr

Haechannie: 
Ok fine

1-10: 
OK

[4am]

Haechannie: 
GUYS
WE ARE RICH AF NOW

Ty track: 
Did you guys rob a fucking bank

1-10: 
Nah Mannnn
We went to bank
B- bros
A - and
N- nuts
K - klink

Haechannie: 
We took the tour and these guys we're really big fans of us so they forced us to take their money
It was amazing

1-10: 
I tried to do the OH MA GUR I COULD NEVA ACCEPT yO MONEY YOUR LOVE IS ENUGH FO MEH
but they just started shoving it in our duffle bags that we're supposed to be filled with various nuts

Ty track: 
Wow
Really? 

Haechannie: 
No bitch
We robbed a fucking bank -_-

Ty track: 
Gasp
I have been fooled
What is this madness

1-10:
XD

Taeil: 
But I thought you said it would be magical

1-10: 
It was magical
You know when the red lights went off and the bullets we're flying through the air

Taeil: 
That does sound magical man
I can almost see it
Ten frolicking around a bank while getting shot  at and gathering money as he goes

Haechannie: 
How did you know? 
Did you find the tapes
I thought I burned all the footage

Taeil:
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