The groupchat nobody wanted (nct group chat fic)

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Haechannie: 
@ oofminions
Keep your five chin out my goddamn room

Oofminions: 
I haven't touched your shit hoe so don't come for me

Haechannie: 
I can smell that you have been in here
You smell like kawaii and sex

Queen: 
It's sad because its true

Usaboi: 
Ha ha ha
Yeet
 skirt skirt
Feet gang
Jhonny am I American now

O H D A D D Y:
A+ American

Oofminions: 
Win win smells exactly like me you cuck
Don't automatically assume that I am the one creepin on everyone's goochi

Haechannie: 
Win win can barely read how is he supposed to locate my 'potato' storage room

Longassride: 
It's not potato storage room
Not at all

Haechannie: 
Shut the fuck up you unloyal bitch

Winner: 
HEY I READ
They have stuff on Tumblr that I read all time
It s called smut
Onces they choked this man and he put the corn in his mouth

Usaboi: 
What type of smut do you read win win
Also why do you have a Tumblr

Winner: 
You can t tell me what 2 do on my freedom time
Only yuta can
Yesterday he told me to get his ball from this big scary room
Their was glass in the floor and chain everywhere then there was a scary guy but he was hot so I am buddy with him now

Longassride: 
That doesn't sound like haechans room

O H D A D D Y: 
That is the sm dungeon
And the guy you met is the next member of NCT 

Winner: 
Ohhhhhhhhhh

queen: 
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE SM DUNGEON HERE
we lost a good man to it

Winner: 
Hold up
Gotta Kris

Usaboi: 
TO FUCKING SOON MAN
;-;

Haechannie: 
Can you idiots get back on topic
yuta was in my room and now we must sacrifice his unholy body to the gods of 8chin so they don't burn us all in the next upbringing

Oofminions: 
My chin isn't even that big -_-

Queen: 
Yuta
Sweetie
Your chin is bigger than my pay check
You chin is bigger than fourteens (@1-10)  infinite ass hole
If we threw your chin it would wipe one side of the earth clean
Instead of riding your micro dicc win win rides your chin
Love youuuu

Jaemin: 
*sips tea*

[ OOFMINIONS HAS LEFT THE CHAT]

Winner: 
I am back
I will stroll up now:)

Haechannie:
Ooooooo doyoung is gonna get his ass beat by the god of China

Gay2.0: 
Excqese me?

#1babyboy: 
Esketit me?

Fatkun: 
Ezqwash me? 

Mark is rude: 
Exercise me?

Winner: 
Shut up faggots
doyoung
what are you talking about micro dicc half of your partners thought you were a women because they actually could not locate your dicc
Nobody likes you and your off brand yoongi gummy smile you fuck wad
Kindly take your 5 head and go somewhere preferably off a cliff with a 100ft drop you insignificant piece of trash

Haechannie: 
I'm so proud of you *dramatic tear wipe*

Usaboi:
Get you a win win out here setting fire to doyoungs wig
I was shook

Winner: 
The latest model of the win win is available at Amazon's and targets near you

#1babyboy: 
Oooo I want one
TAEYONG BRING YOUR ASS DOWNSTAIRS AND DRIVE ME TO THE STORE

ty track: 
Whomst the fuck are you talking to
I know it's not me
I'll beat cha ass you ungrateful servant

#1babyboy: 
The only thing I will be serving is this
+$*($(? $? *
HOLY WATER TO CLEANSE OUR CORRUPT SOULS

Jaemin: 
:)

#1babyboy: 
Sorry that was jaemin
He took my phone sat on my face and typed

Ty track: 
HE ISN'T LEGAL YET WTF

#1babyboy: 
With pants of course
I told you
We are pure babyz

Haechannie: 
Can't realate

Longassride:
Shush

Haechannie: 
I ain't talking about you

Jaemin: 
*chokes*

Haechannie: 
You know leeknow from stray kids

Longassride:
NOT HIM ANYONE BUT HIM

haechannie: 
*coughs in messy bitch*
This is honestly your fault
Your the one who fell for Daniel bregoli of wanna one

Longassride: 
What ever man I don't have to put up with this

Jaemin: 
HE LEFT BECAUSE HE KNOWS HES WRONGGGGGGG THIS IS LIKE A REALITY TV SHOW

Haechannie: 
Ikr that's why I had to be extra messy