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Longassride: 
I have gotten 3 people who are willing to take on the project of fixing our disgusting behaviour

O H D A D D Y: 
these Thots are gonna scare everyone away

Longassride: 
No man
They are experienced with this type of bs
NOW EVERYONE COME TO THE LIVING ROOM WITH YOUR PHONES BEFORE I DRAG YOU DOWN HERE BY YOUR BALLS

chinaboi: 
NO MY BALLS HAVE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH
PEOPLE KEEP MESSING WITH THEM WHILE I AM PRACTICING AND IT'S JUST WRONG
THEN THEY CUT OPEN MY BALLS
ALL 42 OF THEM

Queen: 
Mark
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe you are the problem? 
Because I know that I am definitely not the problem

Longassride:
XDDDDD
no.

Haechannie: 
Oh shit he put a period
He is serious

Taeil: 
I wish I could take him seriously but with haechan all over his shit he just looks like a lil teddy bear

Haechannie: 
What ever could you mean

Jeno: 
You are crushing the poor mark on the couch
You have like 7 limbs wrapped around him
Wait
SEVEN
TF

Taeil: 
Just don't question it

Longassride:
Now that everyone is down here
I will add them to the chat

Chenle the straight: 
If they were joining the chat then why did we all have to come downstairs

Longassride: 
To ensure that no one is watching porn instead of getting themselves fixed

Chenle the straight: 
What is a pOrN

[LONGASSRIDE HAS ADDED - ANGEL TO THE CHAT]

[LONGASSRIDE HAS ADDED - BOOKETH TO THE CHAT]

[ LONGASSRIDE HAD ADDED - DEVILS SPAWN TO THE CHAT]

angel: 
HELLO EVERYONE THE PERSON WHO WILL FIX THIS MESS HAS ARRIVED YOUR ANGEL JEONGHAN OF SEVENTEEN

Booketh: 
Hi
I'm Wonwoo of seventeen
I was forced to be here
He said that if I didn't he would burn all my books and I don't want that
So...

Devils spawn: 
Hello
I am woozi of seventeen

Fatkun: 
AW YOU ADDED WOOZI
SO CUTE

devils spawn: 
Call me cute again and I will cut off you dicc fucking cunt

Moomin: 
To do that first you would have to find it

Angel: 
Now now now
None of that

Blackislife: 
Why didnt you add daddy s.coups
You invited his drama loving unfaithful partner

Angel: 
Jisung right? 
Aren't you supposed to be playing with your toys right now? 

Blackislife: 
Cheater right? 
Aren't you supposed to be playing with Joshua
Or is it mingyus week? 

Haechannie: 
OH SHIT MAKNAE ON TOPPPPPPP

booketh: 
I would really appreciate it if you didn't bring my friend into this

Oof minions: 
fRieNd
Wonwoo we all know you bottom for mingyu at least once a week
Don't even try to deny it

Booketh: 
Who said im denying it? 

Angel: 
JEON WONWOO
YOU ARE WITH MINGYU?!?

devils spawn: 
More importantly
Your a bottom? 
Such a waste if ya know what I mean (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

Longassride: 
WE HAVE CHILDREN IN THIS CHAT
GO TALK ABOUT WONWOOS DICC SIZE SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE

Chenle the straight: 
Ok so I was very curious about all this stuff you guys we're talking about so I went and asked papi lay about it and he gave me the talk
WHY WOULD ANYONE WILLINGLY BE STRAIGHT
OML
I CANNOT
EW EW EW
WHAT IS MY LIFE
MY EARS AND MY EYES ARE RUINED

Angel:
Don't think to hard about it chenle
You don't have to be straight if you don't want to
And besides you were bound to figure it out one day
It's better that you know now so in the future you are more prepared

Chenle the straight:
Wow
That was some good advice
GUYS I AM LEAVING THE GROUP TO JOIN SEVENTEEN I LIKE HIM

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