Thomas Sanders Sides One-shots

A SLIMY BOI!

Don't ask what this is because I don't even know :P also mild spoilers for the new video I guess

"I think his scales are just smooth, to the best of my knowledge he does not excrete slime."

"H...how do you even know that?"

Logans eyes widened behind his glasses. "Just an.... Educated guess."

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"Hey Logan, it's good to see you and Roman working together for once, I'm so proud." Patton said when Logan and Roman eventually went back to the mindspace.

"Or more accurately, its good that you managed not to physically hurt each other." Virgil commented with a smirk.

Logan had an unimpressed expression on his face at Virgils words which quickly turned to one of embarrassment when a voice spoke up.

"Proud isn't the word I'd use."

"What do you want Deciet?" Virgil asked with a scowl.

"What I want is for Logan to stay completely silent about what he said to Thomas about me." Deciet said sarcastically with a smirk as Logan went red.

"Huh? What's he on about Lo?" Patton asked.

"It was for scientific reasons! I was curious and wanted to see if my hypothesis was correct! There is nothing to say and if we're all done I'll be going to my room now." Logan blurted out loudly but felt a gloved hand grab him by the arm.

"Aw Logan, I knew you cared." Deciet said with a grin as Logan struggled to come up with what to say.

"Deciet! Stop! Logan what the hell is he on about?" Virgil demanded, looking between them in annoyed confusion.

"Well... When he first appeared I... I was curious because I'd read a lot about snakes and so I was interested to see if the same information applied to Deciet as he has certain characteristics and features that are similar." Logan said, stumbling slightly over his words.

"OK.... And? What did you do?" Roman asked curiously.

"Well I asked him a lot of questions, about whether or not he had to rely on other sources of heat so he could move around, like regular snakes due to them being cold-blooded and..... Um...." Logan trailed off, his face having gone bright red.

"He wanted to see if my scales were real so he stroked my face." Deciet said with a smirk.

"What?" exclaimed the others in shock.

"I.... I don't know OK! I wanted to see if his scales were actual scales or if they felt like regular skin. They were.... Smooth." Logan was getting flustered and the heat radiating off of his flushed cheeks was causing his glasses to steam up.

"He was also curious as to whether I had a forked tongue and I told him the only way he'd ever find out was if he kissed me." Deciet said with a wink at Logan and knowing smirk over at Patton who had also gone red but for an entirely different reason.

"anyway, so lovely to see you all but I have to be going, people to deceive, lies to tell, you know how it is, we should do this again sometime. See ya."

Deciet left with a smug grin, the room falling silent once he'd gone.

"Logan.... Did you... Did you kiss him?" Patton asked in a hesitant voice.

"What? No! Of course not! As soon as he mentioned kissing I ran for it." Logan said quickly, pulling a mildly disgusted face at the thought.

The room was silent for another few moments before Virgil spoke up.

"Wait Logan what's your excuse for when I turned up? You randomly started stroking my hair, was that scientific purposes too?"

Logan gaped at Virgil in confusion. "What? I... I don't recall this...."

"he's just messing with you Logan, don't worry about it." Patton said with a small smile as he shook his head at Virgil fondly.

"I'm... I'm going to my room." Logan muttered and as Roman called out "Bye snake whisperer." he groaned in frustration.

Maybe he should have just let Thomas think Deciet was a slimy boi.

I have no excuse for this, my brain is a weird thing and after rewatching the new video for the 500th time I couldn't help myself :P

Look at this slimy boi though... That smile :P