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(So I'm going to do another time skip because I fucking can. And I love time skips. It skips the stuff I don't want to talk about plus this story is getting long enough. Anyway so 10 months go by now and I took two weeks off of work because of our 10 month anniversary and I needed a vacation. I had a lot of money saved up and I really wanted to give Bill a surprise. I asked him to "spend a couple of weeks at my house")
Hey Bill I'm so excited you're here, been looking all over for ya.
Yeah, sorry if I'm a little late, i couldn't find my keys.
I was worried that you might have changed your mind.
Oh god no I would never do that. My family was being a bunch of ass hats again so I'm happy I don't get to see their faces for a while.
Maybe forever...
Oh my lord I wish I could get away from them for an eternity. Cut them off completely like a tumor.
That actually reminds me did you pack enough stuff for two weeks?
Indeed I did. Are we going to the beach at some point, because you were very demanding that I'd bring a bathing suit.
Okay so I do have something planned for us and it does involve a body of water but I don't want to spoil too much about it right now So I'll just tell you more over dinner.
Okay. Sooo What are you hiding?
I'm hiding nothing. I'm just really excited to tell you what I have planned for the two weeks that you're going to be here for.
I don't believe you. I feel like you're planning some kind of prank on me.
Whaaat me? I would never do that to you...well maybe
That's a big fat lie and you know it.
Whatever you say boo. You don't have to believe me if you don't want to. That just means more fun for me.
Whatever you say. Anyway I'm gonna go put my stuff upstairs and take a shower if that's okay?
Yeah sure I'm okay with that. And I assume You already know which room you'll be staying in while you're here.
Shut up you weirdo I know.
Hey...if it's okay can I take a shower with you?
Of course. Ya know I was actually waiting for you to ask.
Wait really??
Sure I mean We basically always take a shower together anyway.
True. Alright I'll see you in a few. Would you like me to give you a "back rub"?
