HOLY COW KICK BY A HORSE THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON!!!

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OH MEH FRIGGIN GOWD!! 100+ READS ERMAGERD FERFICTERNS ER DA BERST!! XD lol so anyways, thank you all for reading this retarded book that I'm writing 😂 lol again, ima change the title, so look out for that btws. And now a speech. *clears throat* (imagine this in The Stanley Parable narrator voice)

Why, hello hello! Welcome to this boring update that Stanley (just go with it okay lol) has come up with. Even though it's the MOST retarded thing in the world, a bunch of people have decided to read it. A bunch if people probably don't know who I am. A bunch of people don't realize that this isn't really a speech. A bunch of people reading this are now laughing. Or now they're laughing.

Anyways, don't be like Raphael and hate on this (dem references dough 😂😂😂) , those are Stanley's wishes. Okay, I think we've wasted enough time from your life, don't you think so too?

(Back to normal lolz) okay anyways again thanks for reading meh book I'm so happy! Okay, yes comment on this reciting the whole entire song IDC lolz. Kk I'm done. Thanks!! Peace!! ✌️

~a very happy Olivia lolz

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