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Den: Ella, tell Alyssa that she's an idiot but that I still love her.

Ella: kadiri! Bahala ka magsabi jan

Den: magkaaway kami

Ella: ???? nakakandong ka sakanya??




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Den: looking good, mrs. Valdez

Ly: we've been married for 10 years, why are you calling me by my last name?

Den: I was talking to myself..




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Thanks giving with the Lazaro's

Den: hey daddy, could you pass the salt, please?

Ly and mike both reach for it.

Ly:

Mike:

Arlene:

Den:

Jus: why'd you call ate Ly daddy?





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Den: Ly and I do not have pet names for each other.

Amy: what was the other word for dad?

Den: daddy?

Ly, from the kitchen: yeah, babe?

Ella: ay ang galing..



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Ly: I don't hate women.

Den walks in.

Ly: I marry them..



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Den: what did you guys get for ly?

Ella: bagong mug, bagpack na may pangalan nya, ice cream, at kahon kahong chocolate.

Den: paano nyo naman nalamang gusto nya yang mga yan?

Amy: because last week she said to us, "for my birthday, I'd really like a new mug, a bag pack with my name branded on it, ice cream, and a box of chocolate."

Den: what was I doing when she said all that??

Synj: staring at her..






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a/n: credits to the owner..

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