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Amy: Why is Ly in the bathroom floor, crying?

Ella: Lasing ang gaga.

Amy: and..?

Ella: and nakita nya yung picture ng jowa ni Den.

Amy: .. but she is Den's girlfriend.

Ella: .. Sya lang ata di nakakaalam..



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Aly: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Aly: Cause He neverlands

Ella:

Amy:

Jhobea:

Jadean:

Fillechen:


Den: HAHAHAHAHA mygod that's so witty




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Aly: Den pwede pautang?

Den: Magkano ba?

Aly: kahit konting pagmamahal lang sana.

Den:

Den: Isn't our child not enough?





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Bea: (accidentally hits Jho in the face)

Bea's Brain: (trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'are you okay?')

Bea: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?


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Aly: So your saying you killed Kief?

Den: Gravity killed him. I just gave him a little push.


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Deana: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Aly:

Den:

Jhobea:

Ella:

Synjin:

Coach tai:

Deana: BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!

DNA: *AWKWARD CRICKET NOISE*

Jemma: HAHAHAHA OMG!


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Aly: (Standing outside holding up a sign that says 'PROM?')

Ella: yes! OH MAYY GASHSSH! YESSS!

Aly: hey- no! Tell Den!!

Ella: Dennise! I'M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!



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Den: ( Making introduction) This is my ex-girlfriend, Alyssa.

Aly: Den, I told you to stop calling me that.

Aly: I'm her wife.




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(Ly and Den both reach for a chocolate causing their hands to touch)

Den: Ly?

Aly: *blushing* oh?

Den: Get the fuck off my gerardhelli.


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Den: (wakes Ly up at 3 am) Hey, Alyssa. Uyy

Aly: Den? What's the matter?

Den: Do you like me?

Aly: Den, kasal na tayo..

Den: yeah, ok. But did you marry me as a friend or--

Aly: Go. To. Sleep. Dennise.



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