Avengers Imagines pt.1

WADE! *️⃣ Wade Wilson (i know)

Song: Foreigner - I want to know what love is.

Imagine: you're fighting together with the avengers and your attention gets caught by Wade.
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'Y/n!, you good?' Stark exclaims as you get thrown into the air.

'Yeah I'm good!' You answer as you get on your feet again. You run to the alien and slice it in half.

'Ouch, that's gotta hurt...'

'Yeah, he touched my hair...gonna pay for that shit...'

'So sweet yet so fierce...' Clint comments making you chuckle in response.

'Who the hell is that guy?' Steve suddenly says.

You turn around and see a man in a red and black suit, driving on a black motorcycle directly into the battlefield.

'You've got to be kidding me, DO YOU EVER QUIT?!' You yell.

'NOPE!, YOU'RE JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET Y/N!' He replies.

'I'M NOT PLAYING HARD TO - you know what never mind, JUST IGNORE HIM!'

'NOT COOL Y/N, NOT COOL!'

-But I found it very cool indeed, that was not a warning for me, that was more of a "keep up the good work" kinda thing, you get me right?-

You see an alien going straight for a distracted Wade and you jump down to his level and slice the alien right in front of him, getting some blood on yourself.

'Did I ever tell you that blood looks amazing on you?' He flirts and you roll your eyes.

'How about you watch yourself for one goddamn minute while I slice these aliens, then MAYBE, we can talk...'

- you hear that?, that's a lady who's desperate for some attention, and I have to say, I would be too -

'No one can hear you except for me you dumbass!' You comment as you climb up again.

- I'm telling you that's a real lady right there-

'Wade!' You yell back.

'Sorry sorry...' he mutters as he sits down again.

He looks around, taps his fingers on top of the abandoned car he's sitting on as he lets his feet swing from side to side. He watches you alive three more before he gets completely bored.

'SO Y/N HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOINGG TO TAKE?' He yells.

'I don't know Wade why don't you shit that pretty mouth of yours until I'm done!' You answer back.

He lets out a huge gasp and he puts his hands up to cup his face.

'She called me pretty!' He yells happily.

'Wade just Oh my god shut up or I will shut you up!'

'Is that a threat or a promise...' he responds and you throw a knife at him and it ends up in between his ribs.

The whole team gasps making you roll your eyes.

'He's immortal don't worry it won't kill him unfortunately...' you mutter as you shoot the last alien.

'Good job guys...' Tony compliments.

'You head home I'll be there in a sec, I made a promise, I got to keep it...' you mutter as you glance at Wade trying to pull the knife out but failing miserably.

You jump down and pull the knife out and toss it away.

'Thanks...' he replies.

'So what do you want?' You ask.

'All I want is to say sorry...I didn't mean to offend you like that?'

'Offend me?, you dropped me into the ocean Wade, the OCEAN...' you hiss.

'And I'm sorry...I just need you to know that...'

'I know you're sorry but it's not going to change what you did Okay...I just need my space...'

'You know I can't stay away from you...'

'You could when I was almost drowning...so how hard could it be now...' you say bluntly.

'I didn't stay away, they wouldn't let me save you, I've tried y/n...but those fuckers wouldn't let me go...' he replies taking off his mask.

'Jesus Wade...what happened to you?'

'I went after the sick fucks who held me back when I tried to save you and who made me like this...'

Your expression softens as you see the anger and sadness in his eyes as he looks at you.

'I-...'

'I know it looks like two avocados fucked or something...'

'That's one way to put it, I'd say it takes some getting used to...' you reply as you step closer.

'I'm just really sorry...that's what I came to tell you...'

'Well, you told me in your own special twisted kind of way...I forgive you....'

'Phooo that's a relieve, I can finally sleep tonight...'

'Seriously Wade, you always find a way to ruin the moment, I was almost gonna kiss you too...'

'I kno- wait what?!, you were?'

'Of course not I'm emotional but not crazy...'

'So there's no chance of going on a date with you, hunt some bad guys, make some kebab?' He asks.

'Do you ever, and I mean ever stop trying?' You whine with a smile.

'No not a chance...' he chuckles.

'Then yes...but only one...and you have to promise you don't drop me from somewhere else or in something else...'

'I promise...'

'Because now if you break your promise I get to break every bone in your entire body...' you smirk as you step back and turn around to walk away.