Ok
YOU GUYS are crazy legit its been a few days now this has 4.1k views HOW DA FUC?! This is legit the worst book ever and u guys like it?! like i dont understand how you people can read it like i cant AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Me:And since it's summer I'm doing a summer chapter and which will be summer themed!
Friend: Of course its summer themed its a summer chapter sooo DUH
Me:OK can you shut up?
Friend:why just pointing out the obvious!
Me:Shut up no one cares
Friend:No one cares about your comic book shit thingy!
Me:I mean i have 4.1k views on it...
Friend: UGH fine!
Me:Haha i win again in your face!
Friend:Oh really?
Me:Yep!
Friend:Oh your gonna get it!
Me:What?
*my friend starts chasing me*
Me: AHHHHHhhh!
Friend:Come back you little show off!
Me:NEva!!!!
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Me:Man she's crazy am i right?
You guys: Mhm
-.-
Friend:I'LL GET YOU!
Me:Ha in your dreams!
Friend:COME HERE!
Me: OK CYA GUYS LOVE YOU ALL!!! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER BETTER RUN BEFORE I DIE!!!!
Zoo keeper on news:Hello people,humans,aliens,animals,deformed human males/or females,I'd like to say that we have discovered that there has been a sudden and unrecognized act ion for one of our prisoners and we have never seen this way of getting out/or escaping and we fear if all of you don't get to safety we all might die!Good day!
Me:Fuc
Friend:uMM so lets go inside?
Me:OK!
*time skip*
Friend:So what do you think it is?
Me:It's a meme!
Friend:What? It is? Well which one!
Me:IDK maybe a one that died fast!
Friend:Like?
Me:Umm the Uganda knuckles?
Friend:Yeah didn't it die like in 2 months?
(we shall all have a moment of silence to remember the dead memes)
Friend:Ok well there is plenty dead memes!I think its troll face!
Me:No it's gotta be Uganda Knuckles!
Friend: nah
???:Soo what meme you guys think it is?
Friend:WHO DA FUCK AR U?
Me: SHUT UP -insert-friend-name-here-!
Friend:OK!
Me:Uganda Knuckles!
Friend:TROLL FACE
???:It's Uganda Knuckles innit?
Me: HA take that -insert-friend-name-here!
Friend: PFFT-
ALL DA MEMES:ALLC OF YOU WERE WRONG ITS EVERYONE!
uGANDA KNUCKles: but im here
troll face: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL-Wait iM here too!
ALl except Uganda knuckles and troll face:SHUT UP WE'LL GET DOSE BALLOONS AND DEN WE FIGTH!
Me,Friend,???:AHHHHHHHHHHH
the army of memes attac den they all die
i hope u like it! bc ill be doing this ever hundred or thousand?
LETS HAVE A VOTE
if you want me to do this every hundred say
#Memes
If you want me to do this every thousand say
#MemesAttac
Cya kittens (pls vote ;w; #Memes for every 100 #MemesAttac for every 1,000)
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TomTord oneshots
FanfictionOneshota, smuts and lemon of TomTord. Suggestions are accepted, Updates are slow and changes are happening to older chapters. Enjoy, if you don't like this type of writing or content don't read it. ( Mature content, read at your own risk ) - Smut ...