soooo since u guys didnt tell me every 100 or 1000 IM DO IT EVRY 100 SO ILL DO 5 OF THESE
YE LETS GET INTO IT
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Me:shut up!!!! Your ruining it!
???:Wat?
Me:LET ME WRITE IT!!!
???:wHI?
Me: ITS MY BOOK
???:ehhh
Me:*smacks him*
???:SHIT MY FACE!!!
Me:You narcissistic go home!
???:Never i will show off my beautifulness!
MeInMYBedRoomWritingThis:Can you guess who it is? -.-
Me:Sureee tell yourself that but your hair is copying that dudes over there!*points to a male wearing a blue hoodie*
Meinbedroom:Yep that is him...LOL
???:No it's not!
Me:Yeh huh
???:No!
Me:WHats your name?
???:WHy should i tell you?
Me:Yeah yeah i hate you too
???:WHAT?!
Me:Ugllly
*??? starts chasing me*
Me:SHIT
???:Comere!!!!!
ME:NOPE CYA YESTERDAY!!
???:What?
Me:PFFFT-
*falls*
ME:SHitty tits
*a random person wearing a green hoodie comes to us*
???:Yo Matt leave her alone!
Matt:She called me ugly! ;w;
???:Ugh here
*i get knocked out*
*i wake up in a dark place*
???:Soooo...
Me:Huh...?
Matt:You called me ugly! And now you'll pay!
Me:That mustev been my uhh.Twin!
Matt:Oh...Ok!
???:Matt you idiot she said it!
Me:Shit
Matt:Liar!
*two figures come out of the dark one with a red hoodie and one with a blue one*
{My Mind} Wait i saw that blue hoodie before..! And the red on...Can it be?!
Me:Tord?!
Tord:Kate?!
Kate:TORD!!!
*tord rushes over to me hugging me*
Kate:Aww Tordy i missed you too!
Tord:I missed you so much when you went away! I waited for years but you never showed!
Kate:I did but i kinda got abused and bullied so i had to hide.
Tord:WHat?!
Kate:Yeah....
???:Tord you know her?!
Tord:Yeah she's my sister...
???,???,Matt:WHAT?!
???:You never told us you had a sister...!
Tord:Heh...Yeah
Kate:Tordy let me gooo these chains hurt!
Tord:They shouldn't that much!Unless...SIS!!!!
Kate:SORRY TORDY! DONT CRY!
*tord sniffles*
Tord:You promised...;-;
Kate:Im sorry im sorry im sorry im so sorry!
*hugs tord*
Kate:Im sowwy!
Tord:....Ok..
Kate:Lets just forget k?
Tord:Ok...
Kate:SOoo are these your friends?
Tord:Yeah
Kate:Well may i have their names Mr. Larrison
Tord:I hate you sometimes and sure
Kate:I know
Tord:This is Matt
Matt:hello!!
Kate:Ehhhhh hello..
Tord:This is Edd the mom of the house!
Edd:Hello!
Kate:OOooooo hes cute
Tord:SIS!
Kate:I mean hello!*giggles*
Tord:A-and this is T-tom...
Kate:OooooooOOOOoooO
Tord: SIS!!!!!!!
Kate: Haha!
Tom:Hey...Im Tom and i like playing the guitar!
Kate:Hi I'm Kate and i like school and reading
Tord:Nerdddd
Kate:I will kill you
Tord: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz
Kate:Uh huh
Tord:Devil women!
Kate:Tord i swear!
Tord:Swearing isn't nice
Kate:Like your face!
Tord:*gassssssssssssssssssssssssssssPPPppPPP*PardoN?
Kate:You heard me!
Tord:how could you?!
Kate:like that
Tord:ahhhhhhhhh soooooooo mean!
Kate:Like i give 1 shit
Tord:JESUS CHRIST !
Kate:oh fucken hell
Tord:ok back to the other unimportant people
*kate and tord start laughing*
Kate:Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit dude!!!
Tord: im dying call the hospital!
Kate:Ok ok were ok now sorry but Tord just roasted ya'll
Tom:Ugh i hate him
Tord: *cri*
Kate:T-tord?
Tord:M-mmm? *voice crack*
Edd:Tord its all good we love you!
Tom:Yeah right
Edd:*internal screeching* TOM STOP BEING SO RUDEEEEE.
da end LOLOLOLOLOL
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