Little Problems (Kingdom Hearts)

Blowing Up Axel's Wallet

Hey, guys! Did you notice that this is chapter eight and Axel is number eight in the Organization? I didn't even do that stuff on purpose!

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That morning, Saïx woke up with a start. He rubbed his eyes, exhausted, and said, "I hate zoos..." Lately, awful dreams about zoos had been plaguing his mind and it was really starting to have an affect on his sleep.

He flipped over on his other side, intending to get a few more extra minutes of sleep, when he noticed someone else in the bed next to him and jumped, startled. He tried backing up and suddenly fell off his bed with a dull 'thud'. Tansy just stirred and stuck her thumb in her mouth.

"XEMNAS!"

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Saïx stomped into Xemnas's bedroom, carrying Tansy by her legs, and tossed her down right on top of his stomach. He let out an 'oof!' and quickly snapped his eyes open. Tansy was awake now and rubbed her eyes, glancing around the room in confusion. Then her eyes landed on Xemnas and she squealed, latching her arms around his neck.

"Daddy!" She cried happily.

"W-What in the world...? Saïx what is the meaning of this?!"

Saïx narrowed his eyes and said, "I found HER inside my bed this morning. Thanks to her, I've got a lovely lump on the side of my head!"

Before Xemnas could reply to that, Tansy did and mumbled, "I'm sorry, Blue..."

She crawled off of Xemnas and ran up to Saïx, then wrapped her tiny arms around his legs.

Blue? He thought in distaste.

"Well, itーI mean she! SHE said she's sorry, Saïx. Do you want me to throw her in the dungeon or something?"

Saïx groaned and awkwardly patted Tansy's head, before prying her from his legs.

"I'm going to go to go assign missions for everyone..." He muttered, then left.

Tansy turned around to face Xemnas and grinned. "Blue's hair is so soft!"

Xemnas awkwardly chuckled and said, "I'm sure it is... Uh, listen, I kind of have to change out of these pjs... so, could you, er... go check up on Xigbar? His room is right next to mine." Tansy's brown eyes brightened and she quickly nodded before running out of the room.

Good... now I can change in peace. He thought, relieved.

Once he was finished throwing on a black coat, brushing his teeth, and fixing up his hair (cause we all know he needed a lot of hair gel for that) he left his room and walked over to Xigbar's. He rapped his knuckles on the door and then opened it, not even bothering to hear an answer.

"Hi, Daddy!" Tansy said, bouncing up and down on Xigbar's bed.

Xigbar was knocked out sleep and didn't even stir.

"Uh, hello, Tansy. Please come down from the bed now. I don't exactly want you getting hurt..."

Tansy grinned and jumped off the bed. "What are we gonna do today, Daddy?"

Xemnas led her out of Xigbar's room as he quickly tried to find an answer.

"U-Uh... depends... what do little human girls usually like to do?"

Tansy began tapping her forehead as she thought about it.

"Play!" She finally answered.

Xemnas sighed as they both entered the Grey Room. I do NOT want to 'play'. He thought, frowning.