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jaxx so i was looking at the cast for stranger things and DAMN joe is hot
charlotte's web it's two in the morning jax wtf
jaxx okay? and? like you were asleep
charlotte's web oh fuck off with those facts that you shouldn't know about me
jaxx ha
jaxx but joe is really hot and a guy would really appreciate a number right now
charlotte's web not happening
jaxx oh come on i'm single and desperate and he's SO HOT
charlotte's web NOH NINO
jaxx you forgot the accent mark
charlotte's web what is this? spanish class? stfu
charlotte's web and you're so not getting his number
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jaxx please
charlotte's web fuck no
jaxx but he's so cute
charlotte's web still no
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jaxx hey guess who's still a fucking babe
charlotte's web hey guess who's still not getting his fucking number?
charlotte's web (it's you btw)
jaxx i kinda got that, but like please?
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charlotte's web sorry i can't hang out i have a cast dinner
jaxx ohhh can i go?
charlotte's web so that you can meet joe? no way in hell bitch
jaxx i said nothing about that hooligan, i only wanna meet the kids
jaxx and your love interest
charlotte's web you don't even watch the show bitch
jaxx yeah but all the kids are so cute and i wanna squeeze their cheeks
charlotte's web you're still not going
jaxx but like,,, please?
charlotte's web nah
jaxx dream killer
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jaxx hey i still want joe's number
charlotte's web hey that's still not happening
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jaxx so i got a job at olive garden, can i have his number now?
charlotte's web why would you getting a job at olive garden motivate me to giving you joe's number?
jaxx because now i'm like a professional, i work in the big leagues now
charlotte's web wtf???? no???? and you're still not getting his number
jaxx ugh why
charlotte's web because it would be rude and an invasion of privacy to just give you, a stranger, his number
jaxx but i'm your friend
charlotte's web that's debatable
jaxx okay well now i'm hurt
jaxx but i still want his number
charlotte's web and that's still not happening
jaxx bitch
charlotte's web :)
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charlotte's web i agree
jaxx and wink wonk
charlotte's web okay i just learned what that means and i have to say that it's NEVER going to happen. alice and i are JUST FRIENDS
alice in wonderland exactly
jaxx i'll stop when you give me joe's number
charlotte's web fine
jaxx wait,,, REALLY???????
charlotte's web if it gets you to shut the fuck up sure
jaxx YOU ARE THE BEST LOTTIE AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
charlotte's web yeah yeah
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charlotte's web xxx-xxx-xxxx
charlotte's web happy now?
jaxx EXTREMELY
okay, this was just a compilation of times that jax asked for joes number and the last bit was from chapter 23 (I think) of love me right so read that for clarification if you want
