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joey boy hey what premier were you and even talking about over twitter a couple days ago???
jax oh it's just this stupid thing he wants me to go to in like brooklyn or whatever
joey boy for what??
jax honestly i don't know AT ALL
jax he just really wants me to go so he can tell me something important (also don't know that) but i said i'm not going
jax why???
joey boy oh it's become im going to the premier for something in a week and i think it's the same one that evan's going to
jax wait - you mean that you'll be there at that premier??
joey boy i might?
joey boy it just depends if we're talking about the same thing but i think we are
jax one second
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jaxass what premier are we going to??
even steven we??
even steven i think you mean me since you aren't going
jaxass just tell me
even steven ugh fine
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jax [ link ]
jax is it this premier???
joey boy yeah acutally
jax cool
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jaxass hey what do you think about me joining you in new york for this premier???
even steven i thought you said that you didn't have anyone to feed your fish or cover your shift at work since you're a professional who works at olive garden where it actually matters now
jaxass i am
jaxass that didn't answer my question
even steven and i thought you didn't like new york
jaxass stfu about your thoughts and tell me i can go
even steven no
jaxass i hate you
even steven tell me why you're suddenly interested in going and i'll say yes
jaxass im calling mom
even steven she'll stand on my side
jaxass no she won't im her baby
even steven nah she'll just get the answer i want out of you and then she'll tell me
jaxass get the fuck out of here with your logic mister
even steven have you been watching john mulaney recently???
jaxass ...yes but it doesn't matter
jaxass and stop trying to deflect
even steven im not you are
even steven so tell me why you wanna go
jaxass ugh fine but i hate you
jaxass joe's going to the same one
even steven oh really?
jaxass you knew didn't you
even steven of course not how dare you accuse me of such a thing!
jaxass i hate you 10x
even steven same
even steven but yeah i totally knew ngl
jaxass and you were gonna let me miss my chance on meeting him???? you are really the worst brother in the world
even steven hey i tried to convince you
jaxass terribly, awfully
even steven i still tried
jaxass oh my god i could've missed my chance to meet JOE KEERY because of my fucking brother
even steven okay but im also the reason why you GET to meet him so please remember that
jaxass shut up
even steven never
jaxass when does our flight leave
even steven next monday and the premier's on tuesday but we'll be there for two weeks
jaxass why so long
jaxass i still have fish to feed and work to do
even steven i wanted a vacation
even steven and it gives you more time with joe so...
jaxass again,,, get out of here with your logic it's not appreaciated at all
