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even steven so
even steven roman and i are going on a date tonight
jaxass that's cool but i don't know why you're telling me
jaxass i don't wanna assume anything but since you two are boyfriends and doing that dating thing i think you've already had dates and this isn't the first one so why are you telling me???
even steven oh my god i hate you so much sometimes
even steven yes we've been on dates before but this is different
jaxass ???
jaxass are you gonna propose or something?
even steven fuck no i am nowhere near ready for marriage and neither is roman. and yes, before you ask, we have talked about it
jaxass otp am right ladies???
even steven once again, i hate you so much
jaxass thanks for the reminder
even steven no problem
even steven but we're going to olive garden
jaxass no
even steven yes
jaxass you are not allowed to come to fucking olive garden during my shift okay do you hear me?
even steven i hear you i am just choosing to ignore what i am currently hearing though
jaxass literally i hate you so much
even steven that's nice but it isn't going to change anything because i am still bringing my amazing boyfriend to your place of work while you're working and forcing you to wait on us
jaxass that's torture
even steven great
jaxass i'll get someone else to switch with me if you're in my area
even steven and i'll pay them to keep you as our waiter
jaxass i hate you
even steven come on please?
even steven this is our first time out together since we stared dating. we're going public and everything and i wanted it to be special so why not where my brother works so it'll kinda be like a family thing
jaxass you're the worst
even steven please?
jaxass i don't wanna
even steven come on jackson
jaxass i cannot believe that you would pull that hellish name into this. it is forbidden and i never want to hear it again
even steven wait have you seriously never told any of our friends your real name?
jaxass i prefer for them to only know jax hollingsworth and nothing else
even steven omg so you're telling me that they don't know your first or middle name??? this is gold
jaxass what? how?
even steven if you don't agree to be our waiter tonight and congradulate us on coming out and bringing us like a big pride cake or something im going tell the gc the truth
jaxass NO STOP IT
jaxass YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT YOU ASSHOLE
even steven then do as i say
jaxass you know im really tired of being blackmailed
even steven i don't care. do as i say
jaxass ugh FINE i guess i'll be your waiter tonight
