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??? hello there
joey boy who is this?
??? oh you,, ya boi
joey boy still not helping. how did you even get this number
??? okay so like, my friend lottie (you know, the one you work with) gave me your number
joey boy okay? and why would she do that? and who is?
??? because i'm amazing and kept asking so she got fed up and gave it to me
??? promise i won't leak it or anything, don't want anyone taking away your attention from me
joey boy im blocking you
??? WAIT NO PLEASE DONT
??? I WORKED HARD FOR THIS NUMBER
??? I BROUGHT YOU UP IN LIKE EVERY CONVO AND GOT A REAL JOB AT FUCKING OLIVE GARDEN FOR YOU SO PLEASE LET ME HAVE A CHANCE
joey boy that's nice and everything but i still don't know who you are
??? oh right, i'm jax
??? has been changed to jax !
jax jax hollingsworth
joey boy wait like evan hollingworth's brother jax???
jax um yeah that's me
joey boy and you wanted my number?
jax what you're hot and i'm really fucking gay
joey boy thanks but im straight
jax damn that's a shame
jax doesn't mean im gonna stop texting ya
joey boy mind reconsidering that?
jax haha fuck off
jax like i said, i worked HARD to get this number so im not stopping until you block me
joey boy then consider yourself blocked
jax pls dont seriously
jax i just wanna have a conversation with my fave
joey boy oh so you like steve then??
jax never seen the show but the kids look so fucking cute like i wanna pinch all their cheeks and the adults look banging
jax (which means you're fucking hot and please let me fuck you)
joey boy still straight
joey boy and you think lottie's bf is hot
jax yeah like in a serial killer way, you know
joey boy um sure
joey boy but your brother...can i have his number
jax what so you can forget about me and chat with him instead? i think the fuck not
jax mamma didn't raise an idiot
joey boy sure about hat
jax you know i thought you'd be nicer
jax i guess i was mythtaken
joey boy what the fuck
jax don't judge me
jax im having fun here
joey boy well that makes one of us
jax rude
joey boy can you at least get evan to follow me
jax if you don't block me and keep responding to my texts,, ill see what i can do
joey boy ...
joey boy deal
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jaxass hey dear brother of mine
jaxass how are you on this fine day??
even steven what do you want jax?
jaxass now why do you think i want something from you
even steven why else would you call me brother dearest and ask how i am
jaxass ...
jaxass true
jaxass okay so like you know i got joe's number and he said that he would only keep talking to me if you followed him on insta and twitter so can you do that
even steven no why
jaxass because if you don't then be forever alone and i'll constantly remind you about the time you let my one chance at a bf go because you wouldn't do one simple favor for me
jaxass and i'll call mom
even steven you wouldn't
jaxass oh i really want this boy so i will do ANYTHING to get what i want
even steven fine but the moment things go south i'm unfollowing AND calling mom on YOU
jaxass pleasure doing business with you :)
okay I know it's a bit unrealistic but let's just say that joe is a huge fan of evan and has been for a long time so getting one of his idols to follow him is amazing so he would be willing to put up with jax if that's what it cost
