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jaxie i have something to tell you
jaxie it's like super duper importante
charlotte's web please tell me that you didn't get arrested for some stupid shit
jaxie if i was arrested i would have called not texted. they say you only have one PHONE CALL for a reason
charlotte's web i fucking hate you jax
jaxie we've already established that much earlier. really, it isn't news
charlotte's web what did you even want to tell me
jaxie i don't know if i want to say it anymore if im just going to be treated like this
charlotte's web oh my god
jaxie you say that like you don't know who i am and don't know that im a petty bitch
charlotte's web bye jax
jaxie wait don't leave
charlotte's web then start talking
jaxie ugh fine but before i do i want you to make sure that you won't say a word to anyone else
charlotte's web why?
jaxie because it's a secret and i want to be the one to tell everyone
charlotte's web fine. i won't tell anyone, but that means you're making me keep a secret from my girlfriend
jaxie like you haven't kept secrets from her before
charlotte's web shut up
jaxie what? and yes i do realize what im asking you to do and i have good reason
charlotte's web whatever. i won't tell anyone this secret that you have
jaxie thanks
jaxie but uhh i told joe that i liked him
charlotte's web i think that he already knew that
jaxie and he said he felt the same way
charlotte's web also obvious
jaxie lottie!!!!
charlotte's web fine i'll play along
charlotte's web omg that's so exciting!!!! does that mean you're going to date him now!!
jaxie well we haven't labeled anything but like i do wanna sex him up
charlotte's web literally no one says that it's fucking weird stop it
jaxie how dare you criticize the wording of my feelings and wants. but seriously i feel great and he fucking likes me!!!!
charlotte's web it really is great jax
jaxie thanks lottie
charlotte's web but that does mean i have to give him the shovel talk now
jaxie lottie no
charlotte's web lottie yes
jaxie aren't you going to give me the shovel talk too since imma be sucking your co-stars dick????
charlotte's web ew i did not need to read that coming from you and no because i know you wouldn't hurt him. however joe i don't trust as much so he gonna be scared shitless into never daring to hurt my jaxie boy
jaxie that is possibility the sweetest thing you have ever said to me
