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even steven so,, the premier
jaxass oh you mean the one im not going to???
even steven oh come on jax it'll be fun
jaxass i have this thing called work and children to care for
even steven what children? you've literally never slept with a girl before and i know you haven't adopted a child because you're terrible with children
jaxass first off - that is rude and i am greatly wounded, further proving my want to not go
jaxass second - my plants
even steven your plants?
jaxass yes who else is going to water my fucking plants if i leave to go to this stupid premier with you???
even steven um lottie? alice? oliver? lily? literally anyone could go over to your place and water your fucking plants it's not that hard
jaxass hmmm no
even steven oh my god
jaxass they won't talk to my plants and make them feel as if they're human beings and shit and i can't have that and therefore i can't leave la to go to the premier with you sorry :)
even steven i hate you
jaxass i love you too bro
even steven i will literally tell the groupchat your middle name if you don't go to this premier with me
jaxass you won't
even steven bet
jaxass i'll tell mom if you do
even steven she's in washington so i think im okay
jaxass like she won't fly out to whoop your ass or call you continuously until you pick up
even steven i could just block her
jaxass then you better never come home because you will be a dead man i'll tell you that
even steven did you just quote a bit of a vine to me???
jaxass ....of course not
jaxass i would never
even steven and i so believe that yes
jaxass whatever
jaxass im still going with you to that stupid premier so...
even steven oh come on i wanna go to nyc with you, i have something special to tell you
jaxass um just tell me here????
even steven nah i wanna tell you face to face
jaxass we both literally live in la so we could go to lunch wtf????
even steven it's too important for that
even steven and i want someone else to be there when it happens because it doesn't just involve me
jaxass if you're trying to tell me that your girlfriend is pregnant then you're not being very subtle about it
even steven um no definitely didn't get a girl pregnant
even steven but they'll be in nyc with us because they live there and i don't wanna just tell you without them
jaxass oddly cryptic
even steven so will you come to nyc with me
jaxass as much as i wanna know your secret i also don't wanna go to that fucking premier so no
jaxass i still have work and my plants to take care of and no one else can do it for me
