1. There were probably foods thought to be poisonous because the first person to try it was allergic.
2. Cows must be really happy because their favorite food is all over the ground.
3. Dora calls her self an explorer but travels through mapped territories.
4. Your bed is a shelf for your body when you aren't using it.
5. Every year we pass our future death anniversary.
6. Nightmares are free horror movies that we produce, direct, and star in.
7. Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
8. Stars are billions of miles apart and we're all like "those stars look like a soup ladle."
9. A fart is the ghost of the food we ate.
10. Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
11. If the oldest person on the earth is 117 years old, then 118 years ago, there was a completely different set of humans on earth.
12. History classes will only get longer and harder as time goes on.
13. A ton of people is only 12-15 people.
14. Why aren't iPhone chargers called apple juice?
15. Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "chicken bird" or "beef mammal"?
16. At age 30 you have spent a month having birthdays.
17. The news is just someone saying good evening and then giving a list of reasons why it's not.
18. If you're waiting on the waiter at a restaurant aren't you the waiter?
19. Do dogs ever see police dogs and be like "oh crap it's the cops"?
20. What if aging is a disease and Earth is a quarantined planet, and that's why aliens don't visit us
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