rules ➻ lee dongmin

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yes, yes, i know. i already have made a eunwoo one-shot and it's not even finished. but i love eunwoo.

also this also could be a teaser for a eunrose story. nevermind, it is a teaser

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things eunwoo prohibits being done, said, or thought about ever again in order for chaeyoung to remain living in the same house with him

one. what was said, done or thought about inside the house, stays inside the house.

two. you will not walk around the house after having a shower with just a flimsy towel on.

three. my butt isn't a stuffed toy, so stop squishing it.

four. you don't have the right to barge in the middle of my shower or in my room while i'm changing.

five. no sexual innuendos.

six. you will stop wearing my shirts without my permission.

seven. you are forbidden to share insane ideas with our friends unless i'm present.

eight. my boxers are not a substitute for your stained undergarments.

nine. return my marvel merchandise.
a. and don't take them again!

ten. you will not jump at my bed and bounce continuously.
- my mattress got broken!
- people thought i was having an active sexual life because of it!

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things chaeyoung promises to not do, say, or think about ever again in order to remain living at the same house with eunwoo

one. what was said, done or thought about inside the house, definitely stays inside the house.

two. i will not walk around the house after a shower with just a flimsy towel on (i'll just wear a robe instead)

three. eunwoo's butt isn't a stuffed toy, so i'll stop squishing it (in my defense, eunwoo's butt is round and full, people can't blame me)

four. i won't barge in the middle of eunwoo's shower or his room while he's changing unless for emergency purposes.

five. i won't be making sexual innuendos, unless the situation calls for it.

six. i will stop wearing eunwoo's shirts without his permission.
a. i'll try to ask for it next time.

seven. i will keep my mouth shut unless eunwoo is around.
- my ideas are not insane!

eight. eunwoo's boxers are not a substitute for my blood-stained panties.
- they're comfortable to wear!

nine. i will return eunwoo's marvel merchandise.
a. and won't take them again, unless the situation calls for it.

ten. i won't make eunwoo's bed as my trampoline.
a. and i will try not to break the couch next.

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