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teensy weensy sexy scene, nothin much c:
Their naked bodies collided in sweet pleasure as he thrust into her, and she let out a loud wail of pain.
"Baby, are you alright?" He asked. "Should I pull out?"
She let out a moan before her answer.
"T-this is my first time."
I'd never been laid before, even though I was done with college.
"FUCKIN' HELL!" He screamed before throwing his phone on the bed. Yvonne gave him a confused glance.
"Darling, why are you are saying truck so weirdly?" She asked. "It's 'tr' not 'f'."
Ben smiled at her innocence.
She'd never broken a school rule in her life. No detentions, no tardy slips, nada. She was the goodest of good girls.
Enough examples! Let's get to the point. There is a hell of a lot of good girls and virgins on wattpad. Sometimes it's because they save themselves for their mates in the case of vampires or werewolves, but we're not talking about those. As an avid reader on wattpad, I know that pretty much everyone here has seen some smut once or twice, at least if you read a lot of romance. I find it odd that we're writing about such innocent girls then. We know the cliche by now, the fmc is a sweet wittle bean that would never hurt a fly, let alone drink, smoke, or get taken home every so often. The guy she ends up with usually takes her v-card and falls in love with how sweet she is compared to his brooding bad boi-ness.
I'd also like to mention those wattpad girls that don't know any swear words at age 17. I dunno about you, but that seems pretty weird to me. I mean, I've seen vines of 4-year-olds goin' "ugly ass fuckin..." or "GIMME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY!", so that gurl must've had the ULTIMATE HELICOPTER PARENTS or some shit.
How to avoid?: First, try making her a badass, or a "bad gurl". Throw in a suspension or two if she's a student, make her drink at every party, let her get a hookup every once and awhile, and maybe let her swear if she wants to. The second option, take away that v-card with a good ole' one-night stand!
Who's the most innocent girl on wattpad? I'm not sure, but the girl from Irresistible Attraction by sweetchoclate9 was a pretty innocent bean. There was an entire chapter dedicated to her not knowing what a dick was. (my god i was rolling on the floor)
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Seemingly unavoidable cliches
RandomY'all know those cliches we see everywhere, but seem so hard to avoid? Well, I'M GOING TO BE A CLICHE AND MAKE A LIST. Also will I try and help my fellow wattpad authors who struggle with these.
