★ At the time of writing this, we've passed 200 reads! I'd like to thank everyone who gave this little project a chance, and I hope we can find more cliches to poke fun at in the future.
Then, I looked over at the ranks, and we're number 2 in #wattpadcliches ! You made this happen, and oh look the music started playing, gotta go! Enjoy the chapter! - getting ushered offstage - ★
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Mr. Lamoureux walked through the doors of his corporation building, stone-faced and coffee powered, ready for the day. The receptionist immediately stopped reading a news article about him, popped open some of her shirt's buttons. A few other adjustments and she was ready to present a feeble attempt of looking sexy to her boss.
"Good morning Jasper, how are you this morning? If you're stressed I can help." She purred, licked her lips and tilted her chest at an angle so Mr. Lamoureux could get a view of her fake cleavage.
"Mr. Lamoureux to you, it's work hours Miss Unzureichend (hint:german). So please, get back to tasks." Before he pressed the elevator button, he turned to face her. "No cats in the building. It's against company policy."
This cliche ties in with the "Hoez" chapter in the sense that receptionists in billionaire books are always trying to get in the boss's pants. Maybe the two had a good fuck once but of course, it stayed a one night stand.
How to avoid?: Try to insert a professional receptionist that doesn't want the boss.
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Seemingly unavoidable cliches
De TodoY'all know those cliches we see everywhere, but seem so hard to avoid? Well, I'M GOING TO BE A CLICHE AND MAKE A LIST. Also will I try and help my fellow wattpad authors who struggle with these.
