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"Bye!" Mikayla said to Ashton as he rode off on his motorcycle. Little did she know, her mother saw everything.
"Mikkie!" She ScReEChed. "wHo WaS THAt bOy?"
"Nobody mom..." Mikayla groaned.
"oH rEAlLy!"
"I'M ASKING MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS!"
Mikayla's mother then proceeded to go on Facebook and ask everyone if they knew a boy with brown hair and a motorcycle. Of course, Ashton's parents were dead, so they couldn't respond, BUT Ashton's best friend's parents were alive and had Facebook. They responded with "tHat's mY LiTtlE TeRrY'S BeSt fRiEnD!!!"
Mikayla's mother then received the information that Ashton was the school's bad boy and didn't have parents.
Poor Mikayla was interrupted from angrily texting her best friend about how hot and obnoxious Ashton was when her mother broke down the door.
" YOU'RE DATING A BAD BOY?!/11!?/1/!" She screeched even louder.
"wHaT nO!" Mikayla defended. "Also, the door!"
"WHATEVER! WHY ARE YOU DATING HIM! HE PROBABLY SELLS DRUGS, DRIVES UNSAFELY, KILLS PEOPLE, IS IN THE MAFIA, SECRETLY RICH, DARK AND BROODING, SLIGHTLY ABUSIVE, STARTS WARS, KILLED ABRAHAM LINCOLN, DOESN'T TREAT GIRLS RIGHT, HAS RAPED SOMEONE, HAS BEEN DRINKING SINCE HE WAS 13, DOES DRUGS, SMOKES, MAKES HIS OWN DRUGS, NEVER SMILES, NEVER SHOWS EMOTIONS, STILL HAS A SOFT SPOT, IS GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, IS A PLAYBOY BUT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, DOESN'T GIVE ANY FUCKS, REALLY GOOD AT SEX AND KILLED YOUR FATHER!"
"Wait what..?"
"THAT NARCISSTIC - "
Mikayla then took a bottle of vodka from under her bed, and her mom caught it. She opened it and drank half the bottle.
"SWEET I'M AN ALCOHOLIC AND WON'T SHOW UP IN YOUR LIFE ANYMORE!" Mikayla's mom cheered. "I'M GOING OFF TO A BAR BYEEEEE."
I tried a new style for this chapter. Like it?
How to avoid?: Just, imagine your dream parents. They wouldn't be annoying, right? Don't torture your poor MCs by giving them obnoxious parents.
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Seemingly unavoidable cliches
RandomY'all know those cliches we see everywhere, but seem so hard to avoid? Well, I'M GOING TO BE A CLICHE AND MAKE A LIST. Also will I try and help my fellow wattpad authors who struggle with these.
