44 - Clapbacks

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Girllll my weekend was busy as hell sorry c;

tHIS one was FUN

"Why do you look like a hoe in the mornings?"

"Why were you looking at me enough to notice?"

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"This place is a wreck! Clean all this junk up."

"Guess you better get out first then."

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"Since when do you care about other people's lives?"

"Since I realized I didn't have to only care about yours."

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"You're clearly showing off. Nobody cares if you wear Gucci."

"Did I ask for any of you to care?"

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"Stop being an attention seeking bitch."

"Stop being a hypocrite."

"You only made that goal because their defense was weak."

"You only made that comment to get a reaction."

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"Stop asking to be fucked with that tiny skirt."

"Stop shaming the girl who does what you do every club night."

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"Stop wearing so much makeup."

"Stop caring so much about how I look."

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"Why the fuck did you cry at that movie?"

"Why does that offend you so much?"

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"Wearing pink makes you look like a trap."

"Pink didn't ask to be a woman."

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"Just stop. It's cringy to watch you try so hard."

"I cringe every time you look bored as hell."

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"Why are you so obsessed with hot guys?"

"Apparently it's now creepy to admire works of art."


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Y'allll we all love a good clapback. Sorry if these were a little cringy and bad, I came up with them on the spot uwu

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