Seemingly unavoidable cliches

10 - Hoez

Heyyyy hot stuff. That cliche you should comment matches your eyes. *cringe*

Tiffany, the most popular girl in school, strutted into the room. Her outfit was a modified uniform, with a cut skirt that showed off her ass and shirt buttoned down a little more to show off her fake cleavage. Her blonde hair was pulled up into a perfectly messy bun. (no lie why are they always blond smh.. the hoes at my school aren't even close to blond) She'd slept with almost every guy I knew.

"Heyy sexy..." The blonde woman with a little red dress teased. "Wanna buy me a drink?"

I sat at the club with Joseph and Isaac in the VIP section. Immediately, the women noticed. I loved their attention, and how submissive they were. My lesbian sister was disgusted and called them hoes, wondering why'd even touch one. I knew they probably were, but my billionaire status made it typical for me to sleep with models. 

One blonde woman who was seemingly perfect, complete with gold skin and hair with a tiny dress. The dress was extremely low cut and showed her cleavage and ass to the world. I was pretty sure those boobs were fake (because they always seem to be), but they sure enticed me.

She sat on my lap and two other women sat on my friends' laps. She started playing with my hair and purposely straddling me. Her chest pressed up against mine as she wiggled closer, at the same time waking up my sexual desire. 

"You can touch all you want baby." Her voice was breathy and kinda sexy. "I'm yours." 

I began fondling with her breasts, and after four minutes, she whispered something else.

"Let's take this somewhere private."

My comrades nodded as I walked her to the bedrooms.

Always, usually in romance, there's some sort of "slut" that used to fuck the MMC, who causes drama. In an office, there's the receptionist, who is always portrayed as the one who likes fucking the boss. Sometimes, the sluts intimidate the FMC into thinking she's not pretty enough for the MMC, but of course, that whole idea shuts down when the two finally fuck. In teen fiction, it's the girl who throws herself at hot guys and wears "seductive" clothing that no normal high school dress code would allow. Also why the hell are they all blonde? My closest friends who are blonde don't even come close the being classified as a "hoe". If they don't already know about this cliche, I'm sure they'd be somewhat offended or disgusted by it. If they aren't blond, however, they're redheads! Why are there no brunette hoes? Confusion. 

It's always the MMC that likes hoes anyway, never the FMC. I wonder why. (legit question)

How to avoid?: Make the MMC hate sluts, or have had a bad experience with one. (O.O an example)

"When I was young and naive, it was my first time at a club. I thought it was the greatest thing ever when a woman asked me to take her home. I did and was heartbroken in the morning when I found out what she wanted from me. She wanted my body, and I cut off all ties with her."

You could also try causing drama in other ways, instead of plopping in some random woman who likes sex. 

Question: Have you met and conversed with any actual people like this? I've only seen them around downtown.