Can you name all 12 days of Christmas (the song) without looking it up? (here I am trusting internet strangers to answer the truth)
Hailey woke up with a throbbing head and the mAnLY smell of spice and cologne.
An extremely handsome man with refined features stood in front of her.
"HIIMITALIANIJUSTTOOKYOURENTIRELIFEAWAYALLYOURFAMILTANDFRIENDSANDEVEYTHINGYOUWILLEVERHAVEJUSTBECAUSEYOURETHEONEFORMEANDIMACTUALLYAVAMPIREBUTSTILLANDALPHAANDAMAFIABOSSIHAVEZEROREGARDSFORYOURFEELINGSBUTILLGETYOUINTHEENDANYWAYIVEKILLEDBEFOREANDIMBDSMANDLLPROBABLYENDUPRAPINGYOUBUTYOULLFORGIVEBECAUSEIDIDNTMEANITBUTITOTALLYMEANTOANYWAYSYOUREGOINGTOBETHELOVEOFMYLIFEDEALWITHALLOFMYSHITANDBAGGAGEANDEVENTUALLYFINDOUTIMANICEPERSONTHENYOU'LLLOVEMEFORVERANDILLLOVEYOUIMREALLYGOODATSEXSOTHATLLBEFUN."
(I have the highest respect for those who could read that monster. This kids, is why we use spaces)
Is what he was actually planning to do.
What he really said was more around the lines of this.
"Hello, my Principessa."
"My?"
"Yes il mio amore, you are mine."
He then kissed me because iwashispropertynowandhadtomakehimsandwichesforhisgamerboyneeds.
Why do y'all fall in love with your kidnappers?
Actually tho.
Why?
How to avoid?: First, the FMC kills the kidnapper in his sleep when he thinks they're in love. Then she runs away. In all seriousness, however, make her fall in love with someone who's NOT antagonizing her.
YOU ARE READING
Seemingly unavoidable cliches
RandomY'all know those cliches we see everywhere, but seem so hard to avoid? Well, I'M GOING TO BE A CLICHE AND MAKE A LIST. Also will I try and help my fellow wattpad authors who struggle with these.
